Handmaid relations aside, I would totally rock as that as an outfit.

this is brilliant

I’m so sad to hear about your loss and hardships. Random crying at the most insane things is the only way to get through that sort of stuff for us strong-no-cry people. I recently just lost my grandmother and the stupidest things are making me laugh/cry/lose it.

WHAT NO

I know I’m late on this but don’t ever feel guilty thinking about your own well-being, especially in situations like this. Your daughter is in good hands, and if you don’t take care of yourself then you’ll won’t be at your best FOR her. I hope you got some rest and the little one is doing well. Remember that sometimes…

“fuck that shit”

Can this be a Jezebel feature? I’d read/write the shit out of this

kinja’d

But then she falls for a boy on a sexist rival skate crew (Jaden Smith)

I am so excited for everything about this movie except this. YAWN. Get better ideas.

This makes me laugh every time

TECHNICALLY that was a Sky Dancer, not a Barbie, no?

llollll I am going to bad-movie-hate-watch the shiiiiit out of this.

May you be fertile as fuck this coming cycle <3

Quiznos is better.

This just made my entire week.

Fuck .YEs.

Amen on the photos. So many ruined shots I’m disappointed to give to the bride and groom because of all the damn phones out. Just...sit and enjoy, they hired me for a reason!!

k ok ok. Speaking as a photographer, I’m going to have to raise an eyebrow to the “Never let your photographer ban cameraphones.”

Plenty of people are opting for an ‘unplugged’ ceremony, which is totally necessary unless you want Aunt Murial in every fucking shot with her damn giant phone screen in the way. I’ve had…

I once got a birthday cake with the words “Happy Birthday Bitchface” with a botched flower-turned-sperm and it was honestly the best cake of my life.

Thank you. Keep speaking the truth friend.