He was married to Amy Poehler so I’m hoping he’s got at least a shred of decency because I don’t see her putting up with that shit.

He looks like he could play a smarmy Satan character in a W Channel movie that they play every other night three times in a row.

Masseuse is female, masseur is male. It doesn’t matter if it’s common knowledge, it’s correct terminology. If someone doesn’t know what masseuse means they can look it the fuck up.

I would love to see her in a blonde that accentuates her beautiful freckles, I think she could rock it! It’s just a bit too..brassy? Not sure, can’t put my finger on it.

I don’t understand wearing bike shorts under dresses, cause no matter what shorts I wear they ride up in the middle and bunch around my crotch...BECAUSE of my chub rub. Infuriating and uncomfortable.

I live in Ontario, Canada and I can never find a Home Depot employee to help me. It’s like they all scatter and run like roaches as soon as you turn a corner. I walk around that place wondering if anyone even actually WORKS there....when you do find one, they look so miserable. I’ve had maybe one nice person help me…

I get you man, I love that burn. Vapes always leave me with like...a moist feeling? Like when you get water up your nose and your brain kinda hurts?

It tastes great, but I also love the taste of death and hellfire that comes from a smoke as well.

fuck .fuck i love smoking. goddamnit I will never be able to quit.

I didn’t even wait to get married! I changed mine to my mothers maiden name a couple years ago cause fuccccck all those people

This is my situation as well. I changed my name to my mothers maiden name and I will be damned if I change it another time. I’ve changed it to something important, the process was painful and arduous, so ffuccccckchanging it again.

My aunt hyphenated her last name Smith-Jones, and when her sons were born she gave them the middle name Smith, so they are Frank Smith Jones. They have the Middle Surname on their facebook but I believe go by Frank Jones irl.

Once I went to my doc because I was concerned about a bump I found on my cervix. His first question was “how the hell did you find that?” and I had face the idea of having to explain to my family doctor (I cannot for the life of me find an actual OBGYN) the concept of female masturbation. So I just said “My fingers?”

An…

Even if they were just EC pills, Lori wanting an abortion would probably try anything even if it wasn’t the right thing (this is disregarding the whole EC/abortion misconception in media)

But I do believe there was one reason she would want to keep the baby, even with thoughts of “omg apocalypse”...it was relatively…

I am legitimately upset by this.

If it means anything coming from a stranger, you sound like an incredible mother and she is an incredibly lucky young lady to have you. I love my mother to bits, but I wish she had followed some of your guidelines when I was young

You are correct! I know some people with it solely on one side of their body. She evens it out and sometimes creates different shapes with makeup! Really, really cool effect eh.

lmfao those Wet Fishes and Dead Blankets!

Deadspin covered it, but I too am shocked Jez hasn’t.

Especially considering so many of their commenters are Canucks. *waves flag feebly*

troll troll troll darling. they’ve been all over lately and it boils my blood to see them pulled out of the grey. Let’s all let this one gooo

Whenever I see that photo of Lindy I keep thinking I’m seeing Kirsten Dunst!