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I think Cruise’s stunt work is a lot more difficult than being a Method-acting nutcase. Also, Adrien Brody? Could have picked someone with a more underwhelming career?

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

Obstructing a legitimate investigation into on-field misconduct is a bridge too far and the league was right to tell Brady to go fuck himself. Allowing players to obstruct investigations into on-field misconduct would effectively bar the league from investigating on-field misconduct. The league is right to push back…

They can’t all be keyboard finger strength champions like you.

‘Vacation ‘58’ was about John Hughes’ fictional trip to DisneyLAND. Walt Disney World didn’t open til 1971, so that would have been a pretty long vacation.

anti-vaxxer. is tangentially related to jay cutler. no, I don’t get it either.

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

I think the word “callously” is a key one here.

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.

poor white kids. don’t stand a chance. they’ll make it up later with institutional racism.

“You just hope he adds some meat on his frame if he wants to go pro. Maybe he gets some heft from his mother, probably one of those video gals we got down here in Atlanta. What? What did I say now?”

Bol Bol, the late Manute Bol’s large pre-adult son

RIP # 54. You were too white for this world.

That sucks for #54 and his buddies. They were just looking for something to do until lacrosse season starts.

At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.

Whoever is in charge of naming these college post season football games is getting really lazy.

If the Big 12 had a “Championship Game” the Powers that Be, would just come up with another excuse to keep a Big 12 out of the Playoffs.

Why would the Raiders be so rude to LaMarcus Aldridge?