“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Thank you for your call, Tommy from Quincy!

Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. Get fucked with your probablies. I will now proceed to put my head back into the sand.

Brady: [tosses these idiots under the bus]
These Idiots: [quickly deflate the tires]

That’s what is surprising to me. This report is essentially proving that the Patriots cheated, or at the least, a select few employees cheated. I find it very hard to believe that Belichick was not aware of any of this happening. They pride themselves on preparing every detail.

Well we have come to realize the NFL cares more about something if it has balls.

The 243-page document can be found here.

“And, while it appears Russian forces are fighting in Eastern Ukraine, we also do not believe there was any knowledge or wrongdoing by Vladimir Putin.”

What I like about the report, so far as I can tell - and, full disclosure, I just cherry-picked my way through the table of contents finding the parts I would need to support this conclusion - the NFL just basically admitted that every coldweather game it has ever played has been played with equipment out of…

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

If this happened in previous seasons, Wes Welker would be innocent, as he is not “generally aware” of anything.

Yeah, this definitely seems like the kind of thing that would go on without Belicheck knowing about it.

Go back to Jezebel and STFU.

A misogynistic slur would mean that the slur explicitlly implies that the speaker doesn’t like or trust women. It doesn’t do that. It uses a ladypart as a swear word. Men and women both do this, and both also use manpart words for swear words.

Then don’t.

Inside the ropes, he’s also quite possibly the greatest boxer who has ever lived. The point of the sport is to hit—which he can seemingly do at will—and not get hit. Power is a nice, flashy way to achieve those ends, but agility and tactical superiority also work.

No one is going to stop talking about how big a piece of shit Floyd is.

It’s called “Mike Tyson’s Punch-out”, not “Mike Tyson’s back-up and dodge to get strategic points simulator 2015”

There were a lot of people last night commenting on how they were trying to evaluate his boxing career separate from his behavior outside the ring.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.