You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

Well, none of my cousins have gone through what you have, so the unfortunate truth seems to be just that men are trash.

More like 4 down, lots to go, but there are so many criminals attached to this administration, it’s easy to lose track.

Cute generalization, but if you hung around a while you’d know that feminists are quite divided on the subject of porn, and have been for a long, long time.  It’s not hypocrisy, it’s more than one voice.

Miller? He would love the job I’m sure. More ways to kick puppies and kittens.

Yeah, Ivanka isn’t particularly bright, but she’s at least smart enough to avoid this job. She’s too worried about “looking good” and would want to avoid being the name behind such unpopular policies.

Oh God. Stephen Miller.

Chris Christie is waiting by his phone for the call.

Gorka wouldn’t be able to get a clearance. Cuz...best people.

Damn. That was a kick to the gut. I’ve been avoiding Insta for a few months, but will make an important exception for this. Thanks.

This is not as intense as other stories here but it was pretty scary. I’m a Canadian guy who lives in Paris and last Saturday I was coming back from grabbing a bite at around 11 pm. My phone died about 30 seconds before I got to my place. Paris is mostly apartment buildings, most with a little box at the front door to…

He has addressed his controversies and denounced them as youthful mistakes, from what I recall. He’s definitely matured.

Despite my reservations about monarchy (I don’t believe in different tiers of humanity, whether it is to dehumanize people via slavery, or to elevate them above “commoners”. It shouldn’t be a part of our society), I’m taking this as good news in an otherwise endless hail of awfulness in the news, these days. This is…

Seriously, though, it’s really nice that they managed to stay under the radar juuust long enough to avoid upstaging Eugenie’s wedding, and that on the day itself, Meghan managed to conceal The Bump juuust enough that they could hold off a few more days before addressing it. I mean, I’m sure they wanted to keep it…

Lol, that's ok.  I just figured you were a Slytherin, and was cool with it.

I told a very condensed version of this in a comment to one of the Jez horror story posts maybe about five? years ago, so I’m officially submitting this now. Now with bonus pics. 

The summer after my sophomore year of college, my parents asked me to house sit for them while they went out of town for a long weekend. At the time, they lived in a fairly remote area so it was a bit of a trek, but it was a big beautiful house on the lake and my parents’ pets were sweethearts. First night I actually…

Medium creepy story, but very affecting part of my life...

Look At Me is still the scariest to me.  Like, that is my go-to scary story to tell when I mention this feature to other folks.

And to think that our parents raised us on a tiny fraction of that amount.