HOLY SHIT ME TOO. Even though it has a super old-school stupid origin story! I have seriously considered paying way too much money for a single-use face mask, which isn’t THAT terrible all on its own.

Wow, this ad and accompanying comment section totally aren't concerning re: the current spike in alcoholism among women!

Yes.

My biggest beef with clothing manufacturers:

I assume you’ve already heard this from people, but I’ll say it anyhow. Have to had your thyroid checked? First sign of hypothyroidism is hair loss.  And yes, I speak from experience.

When my daughter was a few months old, we went to Mr Tooty’s company picnic at Hershey Park in PA. It was hotter than hell, and I needed to nurse her, so I sat down, in the full sun in a gazebo filled with senior citizens wilting in the heat-there was nowhere else and certainly nowhere air conditioned, and I was not…

Welcome to wordplay in title construction. Now that you are armed with the concept, I think you may also enjoy the challenge of tackling “Mad Men”, “Transparent”, “Arrested Development”, and the holy grail of the field (still unsolved and contentious among experts) “Good Will Hunting”.

it’s one of the most hideous buildings I’ve ever seen. But then, the same could be said for every last thing Trump has ever put his grubby little mitts on.

All that marble makes my eyes hurt.

“This is tacky” is the perfect summary of everything having to do with Trump, including the historical moment in which we live.

This sounds like that Vector knife-set pyramid crew. Those fuckers recruited RUTHLESSLY at my campus.

Apple, Google, Microsoft and tons of other big companies use the same tactics as many cults. Look at the absurd level of devotion Elon Musk generates despite the fact that his car company is crashing and burning. Once you’ve got your actual self-worth invested in your job you can’t leave.

You gotta wonder, what did all these people EXPECT to do when Trump is out of power? Did they think everyone would immediately forget everything he’s done to the country, and forgive his minions? Do they think they can just leave a blank spot on their resume for the Trump years, and future employers won’t notice?…

Well, why is that mother malnourished? Could “protecting, promoting, and supporting” breastfeeding include improving her health? If she’s malnourished because she’s incredibly poor, how is she paying for formula.  If she’s in an impoverished area (especially outside the US, but let’s not exclude Flint, Michigan…

Maybe this is me projecting, but Bourdain absolutely seems like the type of TV talent that would take less money to pay his people working on the show more. Especially in this age of media layoffs left and right, I could see him taking less money himself to keep people employed. I have absolutely nothing to back that…

Two comments: 1) La Mer is junk. So many people are being duped right now, using dimethicone-drenched products, much to their skin’s detriment (and what a cheap product to put in something so expensive). 2) I love champagne and caviar, but the idea of the two together in a smoothie sounds vomitously bad.

With the exception of people who’re studying xenophobia, anti-Semitism or some such subject, any mention of “The Camp of the Saints” should be a conversational fire alarm.

It’s clearly still a lot, but maybe a lot of it was rando Postmates orders (like, you can tell them to go to the store and get you whatever. I used to do Postmates in DC and would semi-regularly pick up orders of stuff at CVS).

Stared for the champagne and fish smoothie.