Yeah, I was going to ask which one of those jerky looking kids killed the dog. I’m guessing either one...

I’m sorry, but this is actually ridiculous. Nude runs are a weird ass (pun intended) thing that colleges (and cities-naked bike run etc) have done forever. Let’s stop treating the human body like this dirty thing we have to control at all times.

Just curious, is his son(s) ..um.. slow?

So his son is a serial killer, right?

What the actual fuck?

Has the son taken any more steps toward cementing his serial-killer status?

But since Mike did speak on his son’s actions and seems to support them, I think it’s more than fine to bring up

Isn’t that the way serial killers get their first taste of what killing is like?

Now, if a black child had done that, we’d know for sure that he was a criminal and a thug. Thankfully, it was just a white kid, so we’ll chalk it up to experimenting and pushing boundaries. This kid just needs a firm but loving hand and some extra Sunday School.

I think the extra 15 minutes of work per week is totally due to men refusing to leave work until 2 minutes after the women have left, just so he can forever claim that he works longer hours.

This, ten billion jillion times this.

AND WHAT AN UPGRADE!

Sounds like someone is a little bitter that she upgraded.

When my brother died, my mom picked a song to be played after everyone was seated, right before the minister spoke. We all thought the chorus fit him so well, but none of us had listened to the lyrics all the way through and my poor husband was not told to just burn the chorus on CD. I was trying so hard not to laugh…

You know, I don’t really care. I think they’re all losers.

I don't know about specific names, but make sure your doctor is actually a board certified plastic surgeon. A big problem is that you have a lot of doctors doing COSMETIC surgery but actually they completed residencies in internal medicine or ob/gyn or something like that and then took "seminars" to learn how to do…

This was lovely. I didn't know that there were so many variations on sign language!

I fervently hope the internet finds him and ruins his life

As shitty as this is, a photo showing his face so clearly makes me think someone is going to identify and subsequently doxx the shit out of him.