Tennis player.

Not to mention, this wasn’t the first time I’ve done it, and multiple men had testified what a randy cow I’d been. Oh and the press talking sympathetically about my affair, while making my husband out to be some sort of fey man who couldn’t satisfy me, or because of his own ambitions, I fell into the arms of a man who…

My first child was conceived in a church parking lot so I guess procreative-style sex does bring you closer to God. It must have been His plan because it sure wasn’t mine.

Why isn't Rush Limbaugh dead yet?

Hi, I'm Withnail. I went to NYU and was "poor" and smoked tons of weed, and I'm an "Abbi".

I had a Momzilla that tried to make my wedding about her, too. Was crying all morning, didn't want to/barely came to the hotel room to help me get ready, yelled at me in the middle of the reception, and didn't speak to me the next morning at breakfast, or for the next week before we left for our honeymoon.

He still is.

The GOP hate Nancy Pelosi because she was a far better Speaker than the weeping Cheeto.

I agree with most of what you say, but these two are clearly HBS. They've completed the "How to be an asshole in a restaurant" portion of their orientation.

Uh huh I agree 100%. I can't eat gluten because of celiac disease and this story pisses me off.

Sadly, no matter how many times advocates and others let people know that Planned Parenthood does more than abortions, the other side will not listen.

I know but...Emma Watson deserves so much better than Prince Harry.

It makes me sad and conflicted that Neil Gaiman is married to her, and continues to be married to her, seemingly by his own choice

¥ Ghostbusters reboot cast(main characters) is entirely female. If that doesn't shut radical feminists up i don't know what else will. ¥

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

If the difference between terminating an anencephalic fetus at 21 weeks and euthanizing a senior citizen escapes you, I'm genuinely concerned for your ability to take care of yourself.

I'd say Johnson's not wrong, he's just an asshole, but that'd be a grave insult to Walter Sobchak.

Thank you for articulating this. There were no "good old days" or "simpler times". I argue this with my 60+ parents and Inlaws as delicately as I can. They were children at the time, so the cruel realities of the world were submerged beneath their niavete. The 50s and 60s: where you could see a flick for less than a…

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.