As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

I saw it for the first time 2 weeks ago (saw 21 Jump Street for the first time last week), and laughed my ass off. I started laughing so hard I cried during the credigs.

Divorcing Tom Cruise is clearly working for everyone. Have you seen Nicole Kidman lately? She's basically immortal.

p sure it is katie holmes

You are not wrong! That is, in fact, sassy Katie Holmes, continuing to be extra-sassy post-Tom Cruise.

It's Katie Holmes, who was a presenter last night. :)

It is a stupid name, but the acronym is pretty close to the phonetic spelling of the gagging sound I made upon reading this.

"He didn't die of a gunshot, your honor! He died from acute blood loss. I plead Not Guilty."

Thank you for writing this out! The public health nerd in me is raging from these comments and misinformation about the flu vaccine.

Believe it or not, people get hospitalized and die from the flu. Sure, that's much less common for this to happen to otherwise healthy people, but it does from time to time. And if even you're generally healthy, if you get the flu you just make it more likely that others will get infected as well. Look at it from a…

Nope. This is how you do underwear ads:

The Jon Snow shirtlessness and gladiator fight scenes made it somewhat tolerable. But once the volcano blew, it was back to being awful.

Thanks for the education! This is the first time I've heard of it and I actually know quite a few people with actual celiac disease.

I bet a meeellion dollars the dog is named Jill, as in Mrs. Joe Biden, and Hadassah as in Mrs. Joe Lieberman.

Movies have become the realm of actors while television have become the realm of actresses. Lately, for every complaint about, "No one is going to watch a movie with a such-such female character as a lead, " television has said, "Oh, yeah. Here's a television show with a female lead equivalent. Enjoy."

Here's how dumb Americans are. They keep going to see those idiotic Taken movies. Who the fuck is left in his family to take?

What possible reason could a young mother with multiple children have for carrying a loaded firearm on a shopping trip to Wal-Mart?! Wal-Mart is a threat to the economy but guns aren't going to do shit to stop that.

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

Is "WEHLLS-lee" significantly different from "WELLS-lee"? Like the "H" is somehow voiced after the "E", and it's not pronounced like the word "wells"? Because otherwise, that's actually how residents of the town pronounce the town name ("WELLS-lee"), and I don't really understand your comment about it.