I will forever be indebted to the comedian who started this whole fire storm. Nothing makes me happier to know that Hannibal Buress called out that "pull up your pants", respectability politics, pudding pop rapist as the piece of slime he is. I only pray the hits keep coming.

I'm sure there are over a dozen people who could comment on this story and counter Mr. Gross-man, uh sorry, Grothman's assertions. I'll be happy to start.

This is me! I mean, this my dog! Queso is the best. We don't think anything too traumatizing happened to him before we rescued him; he was only 9 or 10 weeks old. As far as other doors of the house, he just flat refuses to walk through any of them upstairs, except our bedroom. I think we hang out enough in the…

Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary

After a week of reading ye olde YA thrillers, I'm really wondering how books like The Hunger Games will age. I'm imagining kids picking them up like "Wow, you guys were really worried about getting into college, huh?"

"Drowsy but awake" is a fucking joke. It's not just him. And in general, do not worry about sleep habits with a seven week old. He is still teeny tiny, in that "fourth trimester", and his sleep patterns will change so much. Try to tune the scare tactics out. And yes, cluster feeding ends at some point. Just not yet.…

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

Zombie Andrew Johnson is going to come by later tonight, and eat whatever it is you use for brains.

Ohhhh snap! I basically just entered the same comment! I respect you.

Agree. 1000x Agree. I live near Salem and often get visitors asking if we can go visit a "witch" museum or occult store. I take them to the Salem witch trials memorial instead and show them the real history.

I love her! I think she and Pam from True blood are my spirit animals.

I'm pregnant for the first time and I LOVE Tracy's posts. I want to have kids and I am happy that I'm pregnant, but the experience of it totally sucks. A lot of writing about pregnancy and kids on the internet makes it sounds like it's either sooooo magical, or the only negative feelings that exist are fear and worry…

I would've settled for "...breaking his stupid nose," personally

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

Team Legolas!

My daughter made one for her dorm bed before she started her freshman year. It wasn't that hard for her, it turned out great, and provided a lot of happy memories for her when she was feeling far from home and homesick.

Cool! Where did you find instructions? My husband has a lot of old wrestling t-shirts he's saving. I'd like them to be more than just stuff hanging around in a space bag.

oh, I'm jelly! I've been wanting to make one of those for ages but I have no idea how to sew :(