At first I was like "does not compute" but then I realized I was thinking of Jr. The smirks, they are similar.

Yuuuuup.

I thought that too! I was really scared for a second there.

Spot on, except for one detail: it's a gold sticker because it's twins. Here's how the ranking of Official Palace Confirms stickers goes:

Why is it always TWINS? What makes two babies more interesting in tabloid world? If I wrote for them I'd say everyone is having sextuplets.

OH MAN, I TOTALLY KNEW THAT THE FEMINISM WANTED TO KILL ALL MANS. I KNEW FROM MY MAN-FEELINGS, AND ALSO FEMA CAMPS AND LIBERAL OBAMA PC POLICE HARPY BLAH BLAH.

Another bar tending story:

Well he's aged nicely. And by that I do mean- he's turned into a fairly attractive, but at the end of the day not so memorable man to Oberyn Martell, sex god.

My baby is three weeks old, and nothing made me crazier then all the "doomsday" advice about how my life is now going to be totally effed since I'm pregnant. We also waited until we were in a good place in life so we could be "ready," and I could not believe all the people who tried to share their "wisdom" with me. …

Yeah the condescension is the worst part of pregnancy. Our second child was "semi-planned", as in we were considering having another kid but weren't really trying and didn't think it would happen right after going off my birth control, and I seriously got a bunch of "didn't anyone teach you sex education" and "you…

Maxi dress around the house! Yes! I've taken it one step (very shamefully further). I bought a $2 rain poncho from IKEA. On bad days, I get home..undress..put on my give up pants and the poncho. I then swoosh around the house like some lunatic wizard.

Another hot tip for bigger boobs - get pregnant! I'm currently 7 months and jumped from a 30E to a 34G!

GET IT, SANDY #datass

CAPTAIN CONGENIALITY: I SHIP IT

lolollloooloolollol O-Town had a reunion WITHOUT Ashley Parker Angel!!!!!

Having been one of those "sorority bitches" I've found that insult is usually thrown at self-confident women. Greek or non-greek. Several of my non-greek lady friends and I were at a bar and we were all called "sorority bitches."

I joined my sorority for sisterhood with like-minded women. Not because I needed to oppress socially awkward male virgins.

I hated Sorority girls when I first hit college. In my head it was every conventionally attractive cheerleader type that goth little me was diametrically opposed to being validated post high school (after I'd drunk the kool aid that the popular kids in high school wouldn't amount to anything.)

Given how the girls in the sororities I talked to at my college treated me, I don't think "you will be mean to male virgins" was their policy. I mean, I didn't parade my virginity around, but they were still really cool, I got to go to some of their crush parties and all that, and it was no biggie.