And not all sororities consist of blonde, large titted cheerleaders like in the movies.

My sister had to sign hers in menstrual blood, and take her weekly turn at walking back and forth in front of the windows in her underwear carrying a sign saying "I WON'T FUCK YOU, VIRGIN, YOU SUCK." It was hard, but she did it for the sisterhood.

I didn't put this together when I first read through the article, but they really aren't "involuntary celibates", it's that they can't imagine sleeping with someone that isn't universally regarded as "attractive" (ie, photoshopped, posed, airbrushed, make-up-ed into the Uncanny Valley) and they then use that as an…

Lol. Like half of every pledge class at my house were virgins themselves. Then half of those would eventually find a frat or GDI virgin boy and then stayed with them throughout college, got engaged their junior year, planned their wedding their senior year and got married after graduation and then went about their…

According to the National Panhellenic Conference (the governing body that many sororities on most college campuses belong to), there were 302,792 undergraduate sorority women during the 2011-2012 school year in the US and Canada (source). In terms of college enrollment, however, there were 21 million enrolled…

I am 1000% sure none of these people has ever met a sorority girl, or for that matter, any female in any way shape or form. These people might never have even had a female pet. The stuff they are saying is so over the top.

Oh, yes, we all had to swear on that after we killed our only sister with a BMI above 10. Then we all went to Starbucks and the salon to redye our hair BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO. -eyeroll- I highly doubt any of these lovely men have talked to girls in a sorority for more than ten minutes, if at all. Their idea of…

Weird, because when I was in a sorority I slept with two male virgins... But maybe I don't count because my lay ratio or height/weight isn't the ideal?

The "current sexual distopia" seems to be...women choosing who they want to have sex with?

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

"Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.
I say,It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me."

I'm not sure why, but coming across this headline literally made my jaw drop. I mean, she was 86, dying at that age shouldn't be shocking. But I think Angelou was just someone I never pictured not being there, if that makes any sense.

Women love a hero. And Charlie is the Day Man, fighter of the Night Man. Ergo, women love Charlie.

Some friends of mind who were really into dance would watch Center Stage by fast-forwarding (old-school VCRs!) through all the talky bits to just watch the dancing. :)

I went to a wedding once on April 1. We thought the invitation was a joke for a while there. The food was basically Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, stuffing, green beans, and corn. No booze. The bride and groom toasted each other with GOBLETS OF MILK. Neither were mormon or fundie…

And, instead, we should talk about his great co-star, who is currently out-shining Franco on-stage (if not in the annals of Lohan) - Chris O'Dowd.

I'm curious to see if any court cases pop up of people suing for personal injury because they/their young children were infected by the unvaccinated when they/their children were unable to be vaccinated or had been vaccinated but the vaccine didn't take (which happens). If you're freaked out about measles, imagine…

There was a gay couple there & a single mom. I'm really glad no one has decided to be an asshole about either of those facts.

I'm largely resistant to commercials, but the Cadbury Bunny audition commercial sends me to store for a gross chocolate egg every time. I don't even like them very much, but they air the same/ very similar commercials to the ones they aired when i was kid when I thought Cadbury eggs were the cats pajamas.