It’s also the opening scene in “Kill Bill”, if I recall correctly — an employee of the assisted living facility tries to rape Uma Thurman’s character while she’s comatose.

I realize that this is a trash opinion, but I have always been irrationally annoyed by Ivanka’s ludicrously large fake boobs.

Thank you, it’s much appreciated.

My dad died young (55) of a chronic illness and I inherited his retirement accounts. While they’ve given me and my own family a level of financial security we otherwise wouldn’t have, I also wish every day that my father had spent a bit of this money towards his own happiness while he was alive.  I think you’re doing…

A+ identification here.

Moix looks like a pensive baby spider monkey, so I doubt many women under 50 are interested in him, either.

This is where I jump in to highlight Chicago music critic Jim DeRogatis’s role in publicizing the accusations against Kelly since 2000:

My dog spent New Year’s Eve staring at the bookshelf where she had briefly seen a cat, while said cat prowled around the rest of the room. So yeah, dogs are great but dumb.

I feel empowered to tell Ivanka Trump to fuck right off.

AHHH THAT GUY IS LYING ON THE GROUND IN TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR’S EVE AHHH JUST IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE PEED THERE

Unfortunate indeed.  I’m glad your dad is not my uncle, who I had to block on Facebook after he kept filling up my feed with political rants.

Either you’re my cousin or this happens more often than I thought. Meanwhile, my dad left me and my mom for a much younger woman, who then left him for an even older man whose children were older than her, who was apparently willing and able to father one more with her. I’m thankful every day that I don’t have a…

I like how the woman next to Ansel appears to be trying to get as far away from him as possible without actually getting up.

I was searching for a link to this!  Thank you for your public service.

I really think he tried his best, but when I was around 12 or so, my dad bought me some clothes for Christmas. He knew babies’ clothes were sized by age — 6 months, 9 months, etc. — and so he bought me a nice outfit, size 12. From the women’s department, because I was tall for my age.

Does anyone else think Pete Davidson might benefit from some time out of the public eye? I feel like we’re all watching his decline.

It’s amazing how in every picture his eyes manage to look both dead and deeply, deeply afraid.

This is sadly too true! I’ll save my real celebrating for when a Trump is convicted.

One down, lots to go.... 

I didn’t think it could be that bad until I read the article. HANDS OFF THE BOOKS, AQUAMAN.