Not to mention, y’know, burying thousands of dead Union soldiers in his front yard.  

I’ve been thinking about this; my grandparents emigrated in the 1930s, and my grandmother only naturalized after my mom was born. I don’t think my grandfather ever became a citizen. What does that imply for my mom’s citizenship, and for mine? 

It looks like another one of his victims, June Stott, wasn’t a prostitute either.

Plus you can snort your coke off of it!  It’s a multi-use item!

I imagine these are the same sorts of people who side-eye people with handicapped parking passes to make sure they “deserve” them. They can’t stand the idea that someone else can do something they can’t do, even if that thing — like having the “freedom” to use a word because it’s traditionally been used against you —…

Just saw that Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s office has been evacuated because of a suspicious package:

My child crawled into our bed this morning and then wet himself.  I’m happy to be at work, showered, and wearing pants.

I work with a group of parents and teenagers, and recently did a focus group with them both.  The parents thought a project Facebook page would be a great way to stay in touch; none of the teenagers agreed.

I didn’t stock up on either of those things, but I recommend the Poise products instead of Depends: I started at the heaviest level and worked my way down to the least amount of protection. I think they work better than regular pads.

Umm, does it rhyme with “Fanville”? Because if so, welcome to my hometown!

Nice, I grew up about 30 minutes south of Lexington.  It’s a haunted state, for sure.

The time he dressed up as a Nazi at a costume party still gets me, but it was 13 years ago, and I’m sure his grandma reminded him just which side the Brits were on in WWII.

Okay, now I’m dying to know where this is in Central Kentucky... 

Yeah, I can’t help but think of Harry’s wastrel youth, but I know lots of dudes that were utter terrors in their early 20s and are now responsible and devoted fathers.  And that’s without benefit of nannies trained in karate.

I actually researched this a bit for a friend born in the 1950s whose mother used a sperm donor — that was right around when they started doing artificial insemination in people. (It had apparently been a thing in animal husbandry for a while). And van Leeuwenhoek observed sperm with a microscope in 1677 (per…

I don’t know what they would have done at the time, other than counting his sperm? Oh God, they totally counted his sperm, didn’t they.

I saw that coat and I KNEW IT. I know they’re ridiculously rich celebrities and I have no real interaction with them and I don’t CARE, I’m very happy for them. I think Harry has wanted kids for a long time. (Whether that will translate into being a great father is, of course, up for discussion.)

Okay, I clicked on the link to the article about the Situation, and his fiance’s lips were EXACTLY the same color as her face.  It’s quite alarming.

“First Daughter” is the title she claimed for herself, I believe.

YESSSS LOOK AT ME IS THE BESSSSST.  Sorry, I don’t know why I’m talking like a snake on this post. It just seems APPROPRIATE.