YESSSSS IT BEGINSSSSSS

Not a psychiatrist, but this sounds like paranoid schizophrenia to me.  I’ll miss The Ordinary, but dude sounds like he needs serious help.

It’ll be like the love child of mayonnaise and margarine.

Thank you for this reminder that the royals have a Gordian knot for a family tree.

Also not a lawyer, and yeah, I’m not sure how it would apply here when there’s such an imbalance between the parent’s incomes and earning capabilities.  According to this article, at least, Britney had a great prenup: https://www.kiplinger.com/article/business/T023-C000-S002-britney-spears-kevin-with-a-prenup.html

I see your point, but their mom is Britney Spears. The only way Kevin Federline could live a lifestyle comparable to hers would be for him to be talented enough to have an ongoing solo show in Vegas. There’s no way he can even compete, so I’m not sure why he’s trying. (I mean, I know he wants more $$$, but dude’s got…

Father children, apparently.

Oh my God, yes.  $20k a month is more than enough for anyone, particularly since he doesn’t even have full custody.

Maybe wizened sake brewers do have beautiful youthful hands! Or maybe Blanchett IS an elf!

Cate Blanchett is one of the few examples of advertising working on me. I believe there must be something to SKII skincare products, because just look at Cate Blanchett!

Just bought a Face Stockholm Cranberry Veil lipstick off a recommendation in The Cut, and I love it. It looks very dark and goth online (I got it from Dermstore) but it goes on quite sheer and with just a touch of defining color, with good texture and staying power. I want to try their other colors now.

Having read the Hockenberry piece, I never want to hear about his penis again.  Dude is obsessed with it.

Also, Jeet Heer notes that there were 24 women who accused Ghomeshi of misconduct, including when he was in college, and that he sued the CBC for wrongful dismissal, withdrew the lawsuit and had to pay their court fees.

Well, now Moxy Fruvous is ruined for me. Actually, the guy who introduced me to the band in college was also a dick; there may be a theme here.

The first comment on the twitter feed points out that it’s an old photo.

Yeah, if you can’t shower without a glass of wine, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.

Another director Arnold Kopelson reportedly said, “I don’t care if 30 more women come forward and allege this kind of stuff...Les is our leader and it wouldn’t change my opinion of him.”

So he’s not so rich that he won’t take a dumb-ass bet to jump in a swamp. Good to know.

Don’t forget what his college roommate thinks about him: https://www.bustle.com/articles/155075-these-17-craig-mazin-tweets-about-ted-cruz-are-some-of-the-funniest-of-the-campaign

Tough is not the first or even the tenth word I associate with Ted Cruz, unless it’s followed by “to like.”