Ugh, this is just like when “The Great British Bake Off” managed to lose Sue, Mel and MARY BERRY and tried to replace them with impostors. I refuse to watch the new season on principle.

““I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.”—Patrick Bateman”

Seconded, thirded, whatever. 

There’s not a ton of security once you’re within the Congressional Office Buildings. You go through metal detectors at the entrances and then you can just wander around. It’s like an office building with an unusual number of flags and bottles of local hot sauce. 

I feel a strange fondness for Taron Egerton, possibly because he voices my son’s favorite character in the movie “Sing”.  He does a decent job with an Elton John song in that, so who knows?

That photo is from when Trump was in military school, which he attended with my mother’s best childhood friend. Per that friend, Trump “was an asshole then, too.”

For fuck’s sake, why does he need to come back? He’s presumably quite well-off. He could learn to paint pictures like George W. Bush or write endless diary entries or take in rescue dogs or become a potter or travel the world or memorize every starting line-up of the Brooklyn Dodgers. Instead he’s asking us to look at…

Well, children frequently are... *moist*

I share all of your beefs, and have found that shopping at Boden fixes a lot of them. They’re pricey, but their sales are decent.

Practice baby! Practice baby!  They don’t NEED to have kids, given Will and Catherine’s fecundity, but I’ve always had the impression that Harry would like to have kids of his own.

“his transformation into sex symbol for millennial moms is complete.”

Also, I just tried to read his “editorial” on the travel ban, and it is one of the worst examples of dense, “I use three big words when one small one would do”, academic-lite writing that I’ve seen.

Ah, so he didn’t say anything racist at the racist conference; he was just there to lend a sheen of scholarly authenticity to the racist conference.  

Was just going to say this.  Hair loss can be a sign of many health conditions, but especially hypothyroidism!

Lara Trump’s orange foundation and palms suggest that she really pissed off her makeup artist.

Am I the first person to say “good”? Because good, I’m glad she was offended. It’s the least of the emotions I want her to feel.

If you refuse to provide a service to someone based on their individual characteristics, YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THEM. THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT THE WORD MEANS.

I hope you’re familiar with the website https://www.doesthedogdie.com/... 

I remember watching “Baby One More Time” in a hotel room during a college debate tournament, and thinking “Man, this’ll be gone in a month.” Clearly, I am an adept reader of the zeitgeist.

This frustrates me, a lot. I took a class on Holocaust literature and film way back in 1999, and the teacher — herself a Holocaust survivor — said at the beginning of the class that we’d be reading some awful stuff, and that she’d had students who had difficulty dealing with the subject matter. She gently suggested…