Sigh. No one who opposes Trump will be surprised, and no one who supports Trump will believe her.

I realize this is a cat thread, but our dog has a permanent muscle tic from catching distemper as a puppy, before we adopted her. It’s apparently like measles for dogs; she had a bad case that went into her central nervous system. There’s no cure or real treatment for distemper, so she’s lucky to be alive. Some muscle…

Great examples all, but my inner punctuation pedant still thinks “Crazy Rich Asians” needs some punctuation, somewhere.

Is the movie about Asians who are crazy and also rich, or is it about Asians who are crazy-rich? I can’t help feeling like the title needs a comma or a hyphen or something.

Seagal has been meeting Eastern European autocrats for a long time. In 2016, he visited “Europe’s last dictator”, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus. They visited a collective farm and ate carrots.

It’s like one of those trick paintings where you’re supposed to see a 3D sailboat, but instead you just give yourself a headache. 

“A poor man’s idea of what it’s like to be rich” remains the best description of Trump that I’ve read.

My pettiest fear about this administration is that he’s going to try to electroplate every surface in the White House.

I visited that building in 1989 or 1990 with my mother, who grew up in Westchester. It was my first time on a plane and my first trip to New York City. And I distinctly remember my 9-year-old self looking at those exact brass escalators and thinking: “This is tacky.” 

So Manafort, like Trump, is also stuck in the 80s?

At least tell your loved ones where you want to be buried. My dad told me he wanted his ashes sprinkled in international waters, and he told my aunt he wanted them sprinkled in Ireland. His ashes ended up sitting on my bookshelf for a while until we compromised and flew to Ireland, where my cousin held my ankles while…

I wish, but then there’s this guy:

Lipstick Queen in Medieval is amazing -- lightly colored but not heavy or sticky.

Lipstick Queen in Medieval is amazing -- lightly colored but not heavy or sticky.

The same people who think “The Big Bang Theory” is funny.

Anyone who believes that the earth is flat should have to go find the edge and report back to us.  Unless they believe that the earth is a a continuous flat plan extending endlessly into the infinite void of space? Or do they not believe in space, either?

New gloves, new flannel shirt, new shears, new shoes. Yup, Melania just loves to garden.

... so is it made from the skin of a single ostrich, or from multiple ostriches?  “An ostrich” implies a single bird to me, but it seems unlikely that you could get enough leather for a man’s jacket from a single bird.  

I mean, at least Brady is good at something. 

I’m glad -- I hope you find a strategy that works well for you.

Not knives, but progressive politics!