I’m so sorry about your first experience, and glad your second and third workplaces were better. At both of my offices, both of my colleagues had worked there for several years before transitioning, so I’m not sure the stealth approach would have worked; I defer to your expertise, of course!

I’ve now worked in two separate offices with people who were transitioning — one from male-to-female, one female-to-male. And both times we handled it like fucking adults, which is to say we received a brief email from HR that so-and-so was now going by a new name, using new pronouns, and would be using the bathroom…

No one has yet explained how the leaks are be real but the news resulting from the leaks is fake.

I don’t know what’s more terrifying, these writers’ grasp of reality, theology, anatomy or grammar, or their fascinating combinations thereof.

Yes! This is grossly inappropriate, but I bought those tiny solo cups for my son’s 1st birthday party. The babies loved drinking (water) from them.

Oy gevalt.

My hate for Jared Kushner is probably disproportionate, but GOD, I hate this guy. It’s probably that whole thing where he helped his unhinged fascist father-in-law into the White House while insisting that he and Ivanka are such good social liberals. Fuck all of them sideways.

Valar Dohaeris.

Trump’s asshole sons better watch out for Chelsea Clinton, then.

I really appreciate that “Trump” in Cyrillic looks like “Tramp” in English.

Imma give ‘em a blanket, mostly to spare my own eyes, but that’s about it.

It’s a good start, but I won’t be happy until the entire Trump cabal is bankrupt and groveling.

Yes, I am as white as they come and can drink milk. You know what I can’t eat? Gluten. That’s right, I am intolerant of the literal fucking Cradle of Civilization, probably because my grandfather’s family is just the same four last names over and over again for approximately 300 years. My body rejects domesticated…

And here I thought we dodged a bullet with Mitt Romney’s “The White House is like a holding company” bullshit:

I’m looking forward to him hitting his “Ozymandias” phase, personally.

I’m going to go with my first reaction to the headline: “No, because I don’t hate myself.”

I would have said the same thing about Trump himself, and yet....

Same way Jared Kushner got his degree from Harvard.

“I don’t listen because broads, am I right?”

Not gonna lie, I checked out the Nordstroms website this morning to see if anything caught my fancy.