According to the NYTimes article, he said “I guess I am going to jail for disorderly conduct.” Guess again, asshole.

At least we balance him out with our heavily Democratic legislature.

I was going to, but he doesn’t read email :( I guess I could tweet the digital certificate to him?

When I visited Chicago for the first time, I made my husband take my picture outside of the Richard J. Daley Center.

It was because of TV. Seriously, Bill O’Reilly talked about it an hour before those tweets went up. He’s threatening action based on TV shows.

I know, I can’t decide if I want incompetent evil or competent evil running the place. Competent evil seems at least less likely to get us into a nuclear war, which seems like a plus.

Based on my experience:

Is it just me, or does she look extraordinarily like Angelica Houston?

He’s a big baby because he can’t deal with the fact that his predecessor was several times more popular than him. It’s pretty obvious, really. (Also, you mean “they’re”, not “their”.)

“won”.

FWIW, my husband stayed home with our sick toddler so that I could march.

So these women are cool with countless women dying in illegal backroom abortions? Because that’s what Roe v. Wade is about to me. There have always been abortions. There will always be abortions. Women will always need abortions, for medical reasons or because they’re simply not prepared to be a parent. Protesting Roe…

My sign in Boston.

But have you seen “Le Hussard Sur Le Toit”? This was my introduction to cheese costume dramas, and it’s literally a bodice ripper (albeit because of cholera.) Plus Juliette Binoche and baby Olivier Martinez!

This former Girl Scout respects authorities that are worthy of respect. Sorry, Trumpy.

Yay, Katherine Clark! She’s so amazing.

“Around 3,500 factory and headquarters workers are expected to lose their jobs.”

I don’t think it’s child abuse, necessarily -- my parents spanked me twice that I know of, both times in response to something I did that was seriously dangerous — but I do think it’s ultimately counterproductive. I spend half my time trying to teach my 2-year-old NOT to hit other people. What’s he supposed to think…

Fuck this noise so hard. I got the same response from FB when I reported a meme posted by an actual KKK member; it was a picture of a shovel of ashes, with the caption “How to pick up Jewish chicks.” If this video and that meme don’t go against FB’s community standards, it’s worth asking what type of community they’re…

“The B Street Band.” Seriously, is there a more pathetic homage than that? B STREET. (Yes, I know it rhymes with “G Street”, but c’mon, the symbolism is priceless.)