I’m tired of “she just says racist things” being treated as somehow different and less offensive than “she’s racist.” If you’ve built a career out of saying racist things to attract a fan base of genuine racists, I don’t care what’s allegedly in your damn heart. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. In fact, I think…

“Okay, Mr. Trump, here’s a good opportunity to hit Clinton on the email issue.”

I thought he hated her because she’s heavyset and not afraid to criticize him, which are the two greatest sins a woman can commit in the Church of Donald (TM).

And was also weirdly bland? I checked it out, having ought some stuff from the previous iteration of Canvas, and it was all baggy oatmeal sweaters, like the country cousin of Eileen Fisher.

It’s a Viking River Cruise boat! Mom started her tour in Amsterdam and is ending in Budapest. I could totally see Mary being a passenger and critiqueing the baked goods.

My mom is currently on a boat that was christened by Mary Berry. I told her to eat lots of cake in her honor.

This whole fiasco has been like watching a beautiful croquembouche slowly collapse upon itself.

There was a definite air of schadenfreude, yes :)

Ha, my dad married his mistress and was shocked, SHOCKED when she left him for another married man. Even my mom rolled her eyes.

Right, never mind that you can find out far more information from an alive suspect than you can from a dead one.

I think they’re actually solar-powered trash compactors:

... I don’t think these are bomb-proof? They’re solar-powered trash compactors, or at least they are in Boston:

In the New Yorker profile of him, someone from Brooklyn Nine-Nine said that before casting him, they googled “Andre Braugher comedy” and got zero hits. Best stealth casting ever.

So he could said the dumbing down of history of the idiotification of history, but nope; he went with “feminisation.” As a female magna cum laude history major, eff this dude.

In addition to watching “Justified” for the tension between Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder (two boys from the wrong side of the holler! Both with criminal daddies! One enforcing the law! One breaking it!), I watched “Justified” so I could yell out things like “There’s no way you can get from Harlan to Lexington in an…

This reminds me of that time at my elementary school when we were convinced there were Satanists living in the hills, sacrificing squirrels. Of course, we were also 8-years-old at the time.

Ha, I used to have Mitch McConnell and Hal Bunning as my senators (Rand Paul came along after I moved far, far away.) In that case, I hated everyone. Representative Clark is SUCH a step up...

She’s my representative too! Woot!

Oh Iain, my favorite Irish Viking baker.

Someone’s called the Secret Service, right?