Did he actually try? It’s hard to imagine how dim he must be to not be admitted to any university whatsoever, given, y’know, that he’s a prince.

My mom is making noises about finally moving out of my god-forsaken home state this morning. It’s about time. That’s about the only positive I can see to this.

I bought Amy Poehler’s book “Yes Please” at the airport last week, and it’s awesome. I really hope she’s as awesome as it and Leslie Knope lead me to believe.

That’s totally and completely normal. I had wanted to be a mom for years and had the easiest, most low-key pregnancy imaginable, and I still spent most of it freaked out. My advice, for what it’s worth, is to accept that there’s only so much you can control. I know far too many women who were determined to have a…

Ugh, I’m so grossed out by the fact that I used to find Kane’s puckishness (and his devilry with a hockey stick) charming. Even if it turns out he’s innocent in this one instance, I’m going to take it as a reminder that he has a long history of seriously questionable judgement and actions in his personal life.

“Who enforces?” This letter got surprisingly philosophical.

My mom joined Alpha Omega Pi in the 1960s at a New York college. She was always really proud of the fact that it was the only sorority on her campus that had no “race clause” — i.e., that they didn’t discriminate on the basis of race. She never understood why I wasn’t interested in joining an organization that had to…

Did you see “Bubba Ho-Tep”? AMAZING.

Ugh, he was just at the Boston Book Festival with her, and at first I thought “Neil Gaiman!” But then I questioned whether I wanted to sit through an hour of Amanda Palmer. When I saw a picture of her being handed a ukelele during her presentation, I was glad I abstained.

Like, he’s wearing his brother’s hand-me-down hockey gear? I can see it.

I don’t recall seeing a bit of advertising for this movie — I don’t think I would have known it existed if not for Jezebel.

Jesus. How is this guy considered “respectable” again?

Umm, who’s the stabber? Not that I’m planning on voting for any of them, but I somehow missed that one....

My first thought was “They can’t believe that a woman who donated fetal tissue received some sort of kickback?” But I could totally see them going there.

Or gymnastics or synchronized swimming, maybe? I think I read somewhere that the latter slick their hair back with gelatin.

It’s either negative or completely wrong. Like when Ronald Reagan tried to use Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” — he’d clearly never actually listened to the lyrics.

These signs prove the truth of one of my favorite sayings: “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”

Now I know what to do with the pamphlets Planned Parenthood keeps sending me.

A+ use of quotation marks, here.

I found one of these dudes on Facebook with, like, 30 seconds of effort. Internet security is apparently not his strong suit....