Well, then they’re welcome to him, I guess :/

I want to look up every one of these men and forward their messages to their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, daughters, wives, girlfriends, etc. (Although it may be a stretch to assume that any of them have wives or girlfriends.)

Stupidly named Twin Sister will have to do a lot to redeem herself to me, is all I’m sayin’.

In the book, Twin Sister and Puckish Ginger Spare have an on-again, off-again fling. Regrettably, no drunken cat thefts are recorded.

Actually, I had the same reaction. Until I got to the bit with Freddie and Rebecca and nearly threw it across the room because Harry/Freddie would NOT DO THAT to Wills/Nick!

Okay, it is 1000% Will and Kate. “Nick” and “Rebecca” meet in college, Rebecca has a twin sister that tries to parlay her royal connections into jobs and gets into trouble with the law and the press, Nick has a puckish ginger younger brother who’s in the military and dates a series of upper class girls. The Queen is…

Oompa-Loompa

Me: AND WHEN THE ROBOT DRAGGED A SHIP THROUGH HONG KONG AND USED IT AS A BASEBALL BAT? DUUUUUUDDDE.

Yeah, I saw that on my Facebook feed and wondered how it could possibly work. It’s not like abusive partners don’t use Facebook — a relative of mine kept having to change her passwords to keep her verbally/emotionally abusive ex-husband from creeping around in her FB, email, and text messaging accounts.

I still resent this movie for being named after a boringly-named town in Kentucky. Maybe it would have been a better movie if it had been called “Monkey’s Eyebrow” instead.

So sorry to hear about your dad. Mine died suddenly in 2005, and I agree with everyone here — some days you’ll feel fine, and some days you’ll probably want to go cry in the bathroom. Be easy on yourself — grief doesn’t follow a linear path. At some point, though, it’ll feel like an old bruise, and then the memory of…

Not surprising: Kelsey Grammer is at least partially responsible for the film “American Carol”, in which “An anti-American filmmaker who’s out to abolish the July Fourth holiday is visited by three ghosts who try to change his perception of the country.”

Here you go!

“The Atlantic slave trade between the 1500s and 1800s captured and sold millions of people from Africa to perform forced labor on southern agricultural plantations. Those that refused risked brutal punishment or death.” There, and I didn’t even use the word “slave” again.

What are the rumors about Jon Hamm and Ryan Gosling?

It’s symbolically significant to this crowd, since it implies we support Israel’s goal of having its capital city be an “undivided” Jerusalem — i.e., with none of it given over to any Palestinian state.

Well, this is going to haunt my nightmares.

Kendall’s the model, right? What exactly does Kylie do?

This is photoshopped, right? These people are dumb, but they can’t be THIS dumb.

Is the Biebs wearing a really long shirt or really low pants in that photo?