To give him enough rope to hang himself?

I left Kentucky when I was 18. When asked, I try to highlight the bourbon and downplay Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, etc. Bourbon is also my coping mechanism.

I am continuously amused that my husband is completely incapable of telling Liam and Chris Hemsworth apart. Every time one of them appears on screen, he leans over and whispers, “which one is that?” It’s like he’s afflicted by a bizarre, hunky Australian-specific faceblindness.

Will similar suits be filed against gilt.com, ruelala.com, etc? Because I have no idea where they’re getting their “compare at” prices either.

Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President

Serious question: is this pronounced “Ree-Ree” or “Rye-Rye”?

Is there some weird symbolism to only 88,000 cans being produced? I assume everything Lululemon does has some meaning that’s only understood by those inducted into the inner circle during the blood moon.

We have a family friend, born in the late 1940s/early 1950s, who contracted polio as a young child. For as long as I’ve known her, she has always needed leg braces and crutches. She will almost certainly be confined to a wheelchair when she gets older. Knowing her and the burdens she has literally carried from a young…

A ladle is actually super-useful if you need to transfer hot liquid from one pot to another — like when you’re making risotto, for example. We use ours all the time (though we also own only one peeler. And it’s one of the comfy Oxo ones, not a weird minimalist one like the MOMA one.)

Ben Affleck is from Cambridge, Massachusetts. WHY ARE YOU PRAISING A YANKEES PLAYER, BEN?!?!?! RED SOX 4EVAH.

I lived next to a guy who graduated from Liberty. He was in town to get his JD from Harvard. We had very little in common, philosophically or otherwise, but he wasn’t dumb.

Is this him, or his wax statue at Mme Tussauds?

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

I never thought of it this way, but you’re so right. Also, Scott Walker is scum.

Good to know, thanks! As a lowly lab tech, I just fed our rats (which were only used to for the sorts of experiments involving mazes and levers — these were happy, well-loved rats) whatever kibble was in the bin. They seemed to eat it indiscriminately, though.

Dear Margot Robbie:

I am not a fan of these orange striped uniforms. What do they need to be visible for, precisely? And what’s with the knee-high workboots? Are they going to be wading through slime?

Dear Lord, that collar is beautiful. I once tried to teach myself how to tat lace and ended up with a Gordian knot.

My husband likes to watch “Ink Master”, a reality show in which people volunteer to receive free tattoos from competing artists. Based on the requests I’ve seen —”a demon with my face!” “A celtic cross incorporating firefighting equipment!” — someone will totally volunteer for this.

“What was the motivation for an entire party to decide that I was a rotten person?” I don’t know, Whoopi — maybe you were defending an admitted rapist at the time.