Will they start making clothes that non-club kids want to wear? They used to make this handkerchief-hem knit cotton jersey skirt that I loved. It went with everything. I probably bought and wore that skirt in ten different colors. Except then AA stopped carrying it in stores, and then stopped selling it at all. And…

Because they were afraid to follow Jon Stewart, or for some other reason? It is curious.

This is a helpful primer on how John Mackey is a nut:

It depends on how many kids you expect, no? Having 40 kids running around your reception is very different, both in terms of the experience and the expense, of having 2 or 3 attend. Their ages also matter — a newborn will likely sleep through the whole thing, a three-year-old will raise holy hell no matter what you…

White rice with butter and salt is legit my comfort food.

Yes, Halle. The Hollywood Walk of Fame is a totally independent and objective measure of stardom. The fact that many actors are “awarded” their stars just before their movies are released is pure coincidence.

Pfft, my baby makes the same face whenever I keep him from eating my iPhone.

Yes! It magically turned brown with toxins. As opposed to, you know, just pulling the dirt off of your gross gullible feet.

That seems smarter than someone who runs around babbling about “toxins” would be.

6. My hotels are the best in the world.

Maybe he’ll get engaged to a dude and then stand up to object to his own marriage during his own gay wedding? I mean, the mind boggles.

Can someone post the Nelson Muntz “Ha ha!” gif from “The Simpsons” for me? I can’t get it to work on my computer, and it seems like fitting commentary.

So... is the last guy going to “break this law” by getting straight married, or gay divorced, or what?

Schadenfreude, baby!

Don’t worry boys, when I was heavily pregnant last August, only fellow ladies gave me their seats on the bus or train. Manscrimination is dead!

So... the baby’s not her ex-fiancée’s, right? Which is why he's now her ex-fiancée?

Was there, say, a protracted and vicious bidding war over this property? I know I’ve had not-so-nice thoughts about the people in my community who are willing to pay s100k over an already-bloated asking price and waive contingencies, including the home inspection. (Note: I am not the Watcher.)

Emma Sulkowicz was given a special university privilege contrary to the rules by Defendant Columbia to carry the mattress to her and Plaintiff Nungesser’s graduation in another instance of Defendant Columbia perpetrated gender based discriminatory harassment of Plaintiff Nungesser.

Quick correction — the article says he’s performing at the opening ceremonies for the Special Olympics in July.

At this point it’s worth pissing off Scalia just for the LOLs. (And the general righteousness of just about anything he opposes, also).