I am a hockey fan. I also want to lick Hendrik Lundqvist. I don't see why these things are mutually exclusive.

Around an hour and a half, I think — long enough for Chris-tuh-pher to come home.

Aha! And presumably Platinum means she's pregnant with boy twins.

That and the mail fraud confused me — couldn't they both have landed her in federal prison? Or maybe she's there for both reasons, in which case she's going to be there for a while.

I thought she was going to knock the alarm clock into the bathwater! I was so relieved when it turned out to just be a way to show the passage of time.

"Phillip, have you seen my roll of "Palace Confirms" stickers? I must assure the citizenry that the Dutchess is expecting again. No, Phillip, not the silver - the gold, you silly man. No one believes a silver sticker."

Has anyone totted up the number of times Kate's been pregnant, excluding the nine months where she actually WAS pregnant? Because assuming that she could carry all of those babies simultaneously and deliver them on their gestationally appropriate due dates, I think she and William would have about 37 kids by now. The…

Can I put in a request for lots of Swiss Cake Rolls and bourbon in our new feminist utopia?

There's also some interesting commentary from a reader at TPM here: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-gross…

Oh, totally - like these guys at the University of California-San Diego.

In theory, there's much more awareness and enforcement of human subject research protection protocols now. Revelations of the Nazi experiments on concentration camp prisoners and other WWII "research" atrocities prompted the creation of the Nuremberg code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg…), and the NIH, HHS…

Don't put in your two weeks notice just yet — update your resume and LinkedIn pages first!

Stick to baseball, George. You get confused when you try to talk about other things.

I think he's assuming that the 12% reporting rate is correct, so the actual assault rate is 2.9%, not 20%. Of course, he never explains why one is correct and one isn't....

Can anyone confirm whether Eric is coming back for the final season? I know, he's an unrepentant murderer many times over, but I just don't care.

Congratulations on your baby! Yeah, it's not really wisdom, is it?

Also check out the US site for Topshop. My one caveat is that I'm 5'11", so the maternity dresses I ordered from them were way too short. Blessedly, they also have free shipping and returns.

My personal favorites are all the people who say things like "You're in for it now!" or "You have no idea what you're in for" or "Better sleep while you can!" or "Your life as you know it is over. (Long pause). In a good way." For cryin' out loud, I'm 34 years old. I thought for a long time about whether or not I…

Go with both tears and rage, just to be safe.

I'm actually pretty sure all of the models they use to advertise maternity clothes are actually regular models wearing one of those fake padded bellies. Unless they're showing actual belly skin in the picture, I don't think they're actually pregnant.