I'm 25 weeks tomorrow, and here's where I've had luck so far:

Try etsy.com for belly bands — I got one from Target and found it to be made of a nasty synthetic fabric. I scored four stretchy cotton ones from etsy for the same price — I'm wearing one right now, actually.

I've never seen a dress code that fretted boys in tank-tops might drive the young ladies wild with lust.

My mom was sad that I couldn't be a legacy at her sorority - she wasn't going to join one, but the girls on her hallway did, and they were all really cool. She's always been proud of the fact that at the time (the mid-60s) it was the only sorority on campus that let in everyone regardless of race or creed. Some of…

Honestly, I gave because I hoped that it would expunge the "I.... can.... do..... ANYTHING!" that's been running through my head since I first read about the Kickstarter. It didn't work, but hey, totebag!

"No one [who meets my impossible standards] will sleep with me!" I agree, it's totally rant-worthy.

Aha, all is made clear, now. Thanks!

Sorry, I'm ignorant — what's a GDI?

I know! I specifically picked a college with a no official Greek presence because I was weirded out by how central they were to the social life of the college where my father was a professor. I, too, missed out on my collegiate opportunity to oppress some poor incels. I bet we can still do it, though, by virtue of…

With a BMI above 10? How... permissive of you. /sarcasm.

Either that or they learned all they know about sorority girls from "Animal House."

"SORORITY GIRLS ARE NOT 'RANDOM' WHEN U JOIN A SORORITY U ENTER INTO OPPRESSION OF INCELS".

I'm at 24 weeks today, and while I haven't experienced much bloating so far — which I'm sure will change — my skin is in complete and total rebellion. I didn't have this many breakouts during actual puberty. Combine that with trying to dress the baby belly in clothes that are neither obscenely tight or a muumuu and…

Do you know what this reminds me of? Censorship of "sexy" pictures in magazines in Iran:

He's also very young in "The Eagle of the Ninth," and also covered with sexy Pict tattoos. It was very conflicting.

I was supposed to be boy twins named George and Michael. I might actually have had a twin, since apparently many pregnancies start out with multiples before one gets reabsorbed (or turned into a terrifying fetus papyrus). But yeah, they ended up with singleton female me. Thank goodness, really, given George Michael's…

And he was one of the best parts of "Pacific Rim"! Well, him and Charlie Hunnam's manly, manly pain. And torso.

Okay, we buy these treats at PetSmart for our mutt: http://www.chewy.com/dog/true-chews…

Kale is the #2 name on this list of "hipster" baby names that I found a while back:

I realize this is an asinine comment, but damn, she's pretty.