He could be bi!

Oka, Ginger is the one who cleans up the hair/blood, and Lafayette is their in-house manicurist, because I feel like he'd have nice nails. But he's kind of working for them under duress, because he's not crazy. Maybe they pay him a crazy salary but he still threatens to quit all the time. And all the local vamps come…

Yes! And they also make people who ask for ridiculous things — like going from jet black hair to platinum blonde in an evening — cry. Because they are vampires, not miracle workers.

But how does he make the nipple? I understand tattoo-ing on the color of the areola, but how does he make them 3D?

Like everything, I feel it needs moar Eric. I remain wed to my idea of a spin-off in which Eric and Pam run a hair salon.

Yes, but what happens if you untie the bow on Beth Behrs' dress? Does her torso fall off?

That sounds awesome! I'll have to try it.

I have celiac disease, so I can't eat the bun — you have to eat it with a fork. It's quite sad.

I've never swum competitively, but this almost exactly echoes my experience running track and cross country. I started in 8th grade, when I still hadn't hit puberty, and excelled until my sophomore year, when I simultaneously got breasts, hips and tendonitis. By my senior year I was struggling to finish meets, never…

From IMdB: "At the dedication ceremony of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial in Washington, D.C. on October 16, 2011, Amandla gave a speech entitled "Reflections on Women of the Civil Rights Movement" with Cicely Tyson. Her talk honored the four girls who were killed in the Birmingham church bombing in 1963."

Meat peeps = Meeps!

Well, she could be a dingo — we don't know what she is, exactly. We're pretty sure that if we did the doggie breed DNA test, her results would come back as "dog." But I think the resemblance is strong, no?

OMG, my dog is a dingo! [emodogisemo.tumblr.com]

Her last name is terribly ironic.

That was my first thought too!

Right, my first thought was that she's got 11 more days to go —

The National Cancer Institute also has some great resources on this thoroughly, thoroughly debunked idea.

It totally is. Our dog sometimes forgets where her food bowl is, but she's figured out how to drink from it. And you can tote it around like a regular water bottle.

My in-laws got us one of these — it's the best thing ever.

Agreed, and I think a similar impulse is behind the tabloids' celebrity baby obsession. Having a kid is just about the only thing most people will ever do that they'll have in common with the incredibly rich and beautiful people in those magazines.