Wait a minute, isn't this just Elysium crossed with Source Code?

Only steers and bad engineers come from Texas, and I sure don't think we're looking at steers.

I imagine she probably got fed up living with a human TED Talks.

but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson

"None of the Die Hard movies after the first one had much reason to exist, but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson."

If Alshon keeps this up, ESPN's broadcast crew may finally realize his last name isn't Jefferies.

Surely you see the difference between:

Glad to see RG III stepping up for a margianilized, downtrodden, but once proud group in the face of a dominating, all-consuming hegemon.

Bears for Tears