Is Chuck signed this time around too?

Really, you don't remember "Mama Said Knock You Out"?

The job boom in PA is a result of fracking the fuck out of the Marcellus Shale. Enjoy your cancer water, at least it will cure your fatness.

He should be O.K. 9 times out of 10 that'll just result in a bruise.

Yeah you're right, but they do call it elotes at the vendor. I think they just don't let fans have anything they may use as a weapon. Sox fans, you know? They gotta protect the visiting first base coaches from random father and son corn cob beatings.

U.S. Cellular on the south side of Chicago sells elotes, but not on a stick. They slice the mayo, cheese, chili, and lime dressed corn off of the cob and into a little basket prior to serving. Damn fine eating my friend.

Horace "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?" Grant

You lost me forever when you described Ocean's 11 as insanely entertaining.

Leitch, do you like "Family Guy" or not? If you don't like the show, it might help me out to know that. I enjoy the show, so I'm hoping that means I'll appreciate the movie too.

I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis

and 2K12 as well

Tracy Morgan would be the first person on that list I'd choose to party with. I don't get the hate, unless you went to see "Cop Out" at the theater, then I totally understand.

I'm certain Barry appreciates that little eggcorn of knowledge

I'm totally buying it, I bought BlOps, MW3, & I buy Madden every year. Those are the only games I bought new last year. I think I'm gonna jump on the new Max Payne as well. Whatever. I have gotten tons of entertainment value out of those games. I like the occasional Nickelback song, too. Sorry.

Every time Chris Collinsworth describes my WR's as strong armed and accurate after they catch a TD, or say my offense is hot after I take the field following an interception I threw being returned for a TD, I long for a 2K football game. I still love Madden's gameplay, but the commentary is embarrassingly bad,…

Bone, bone bone bone, bone...

Nah, you're the man Big O. I am the imbecile who who spent the better part of a day entertaining himself with this exercise. I actually loaded both teams into franchise mode with the salary cap off today. There are some hilarious looking white guys at the low end of the WR and Safety pile I got to put on the team and…

Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Eli Manning all have rings to prove you wrong.

You could have gone to "Creation Zone" and chosen to create a "Fantasy Team." Doing this allows you to put any 50 players on your team, without picking for any other teams. For the white team, as there is only 1 white CB in the player pool, you are forced to choose 3 black CB's, but you can then choose a few extra…