weird Scrantonicity

OK, so its Lowe’s, but the joke stands.

Someone else asked Jim Harbaugh what he thought of the picture. After taking a look, he said he’d give Cutler two pairs of khakis.

I hear the bust is now dating the old Lucy statue.

Carl Weathers was Tomsulaing before it was cool.

“All I got was a rock....”

Fudgie the Whale was made from Tom Carvel’s ground up nostril hairs.

Can’t tell if that idiot in the front row is drunk or stupid, but even if I was a Kentucky fan at that bar, I’d probably tell him to sit the fuck down.

That 3-1 at 1:10 is a Mona Lisa. Should be gifed and saved and cherished and put in a safe place for all of us to enjoy, forever.

*Watches UCLA-Kentucky*

Lavar (Butter)Ball. I apologize for nothing.

Go Blue! (from lack of circulation)

Nobody should have to watch this Up Close

He looks like a high yellow James Harrison to me.

Pardon the Interruption, I had to go vomit after watching this horseshit

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

Growing up in California, having fruit trees in the back yard seems like no big deal. My parents currently have plum, navel orange and clementine trees. My uncle from Syracuse comes to visit once in a while, and every single morning, he goes out an picks oranges and makes fresh-squeezed juice and says it’s the…

The best party about Phillies games nowadays is that they are SO bad that by June you can scalp in for $5. When hope is finally lost and the beer is more expensive than the tickets, you know summer has truly arrived in Philadelphia.