These colors don’t run!

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

“See her in the crowd, in the blue? I’d love to get her to cover 2.5.”

I had a Florida State starter jacket and a Detroit Lions winter one. Every one of my friends had a different one, definitely including that sweet Hornets jacket.

My mom got so frustrated at how easily it got dirty she just went out and bought me a green one.

How the hell did THAT slip your mind during the original writeup??

Julia Louis-Dreyfus only has one kid in my books:

Coming to ABC this fall...two agless, randy guys find out what it means to be free in the land of glitter and glitz....and they’re putting it all on the line.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

You better believe some portion of Jim Rome was burning after that one-night stand.

I see the Browns dealing Brock to the Cavs to fill the Bogut spot. Brock is Very Tall.

Even the guy who wrote Draft Day doubts the Browns can pull off that trade

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

three and one where have I seen those numbers before....

At this point, the Warriors are basically a caricature of the bad guys/bullies of every kids sports movie ever made.

Rich kids, an asshole and KD. It’s always fun to play with the rich kids until they tell you it’s time for you to go back to your shitty house.

Does anyone else want to slap that fucking mouth-guard out of Curry’s mouth as hard as you possibly can?

Anyone remember what happened when the Warriors were up 3-1 in the finals last year? I turned it off.