Vlade: The Unprofessional.

Out of the court and into the front office yet he can’t stop flopping.

Argo fuck yourself! Sorry, I kinda liked Argo, but I was on a plane when I saw it.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

“All I’m sayin’ is that Gronk used to play basketball in high school and he would be the most dominant guy to evah step onto a basketball court at the professional level!”

Counter-point: That call was shit.

Never forget.

I thought it was an intentional reminder of how awful their fan base has become.

“Been there, done that.”

Jesus Krist.

Hey, Wayne,

All of the original Ghostbusters in the new version. The trope of original actors appearing in the remake has been done to death, then only to roll them out one by one was the least fun I’ve ever had watching Ghostbusters.

And the person doing the cameo better be playing an actual character, instead of himself or herself. That’s why Spacey’s appearance at the end of Seven worked.

Please get relegated, please please please (and Burnley stay up).

Sometimes, the fact that I can recall idiotic Peter King quotes from the past and re-use them against him at a moment’s notice makes me feel alone in the universe, like I must be the only one.

Hey, that Tom Brady tattoo on his ass carries priviledges.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

Not pictured: The one hand in her pocket.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.