I will seriously never understand the obsession with Beyoncé. She can sing. Woohoo.

Somehow tackier than her gift to us mortals, er, that announcement photo shoot at Kmart.

They were reportedly “madly in anger” over that incident.

I couldnt help but think she’s the new princess of Zamunda.

You don’t question Beyonce. Not here and not especially on Jizzebel. Just always say yes to her.

I don’t understand the praise for Tirico at all. Sure he’s good compared to Chris Collinsworth or Phil Simms, but that isn’t saying much.

Looks like Bob was getting pretty emotional during the announcement

Timbers fans at an NHL game. Yes, please.

AKA Kent, Seattle’s dingleberry.

Dear AZ Owners: In Portland you’d get a rabid fanbase. In Seattle you’d get a fair-weather groupon fanbase.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Aw, cum on!

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Yet, everyone says his skills are receding. Oh no, wait.

sometimes you lack the chip

I can.

When the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup in 2011, it was my mountaintop as a sports fan. I’d been a season ticket holder for a decade, been through the canceled season, and all sorts of indignities. Beating Vancouver was better for me than 2004 for the Sox or 2001 for the Patriots. That entire summer I had this…

I was sitting at a Springsteen show at the Garden about ten years ago, and was suddenly engulfed in a tidal wave of beer. I turn around fists up because I assume some nut had just poured an entire beer on me and who knew what was next.

Worst potential championship matchup, NHL: Carolina vs Edmon- oh god damn it

Let’s be honest, Emily was at a Cardinals game.