What you don’t see under the coat...

When angry, Arsène grows to three times his normal size, as long as he’s wearing a puffy jacket.

i have forwarded these comments to tim marchman at your university.

More Rovell: “Sprinkle your box of work with white powder. Employers will think box contains donuts. Nobody throws away donuts.”

This is how Darren Rovell got to ESPN.

Yeah, and if you don’t like what they write you can just get them expelled.

What, and give Draymond a bulls-eye?

More like “Trystcuits”

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

One would think that would have resulted in glowing STICKS.

Mitch Albom heard about this days ago.

When I put a can of Hamm’s, a rusted 20lb dumbbell, 16 bags of beef jerky (plain), and a pair of sturdy cargo shorts I bought on sale at Kohl’s into a 1992 Ford Ranger with 210k miles on it and parked that thing in the blazing hot sun I never knew the child I created in that hot fusion cell would be born as a fully…

“See, the thing is, the reason you want to drain the swamp is, once you get enough of that murky brown gathered on the tarp, you can really take a nice long mud bath. It’s good for the skin, keeps mosquitoes away, and provides ample camouflage so shop owners don’t take their brooms to shoo you away from their…

He’ll receive two paychecks because he also drives the team bus.

Are we sure he is from Romania?

But what if Demarcus Cousins ebbed? What if he flowed?