Because he knows along with anyone else in that stadium that given the opportunity, you can rattle the Bengals. You can get in their heads and you can make them act a fool. That’s exactly what they did and that’s exactly what happened.

Between the hits Joey received during his playing career and tonight’s weather in Cincinatti, I think its plausable he was simply asking Pacman for directions on how to get back to the highway so he can make it back home to Pittsburgh safely. How are you going to condemn a man for that?

To make a dumb Bengals player angry enough to get another penalty. Or maybe he was going over linebacker strategies with the Bengal’s D. Who knows.

It was the greatest shitshow ever! I think I like telenova football.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I was debating between the two and now I feel dumb for not going with that one.

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

I feel bad for Bogut: he wanted to slam but ended up just getting the tip-in.

Doctor: So what’s the name Cam?

Whatever happens, I just hope we get lots more of Daenerys wandering from town to town, and John wandering around the North, and Arya wandering all over Westeros and Bran wandering wherever the fuck he’s been wandering.

Johnny Manziel: *reads headline*

Two Browns’s players shitting all over their careers is listed in Urban Dictionary as a Cleveland’s Teamer.

Do you think Goodell actually says “Bring out the Gimp.” when they need Peter King’s services or does he merely think it?

“Line? What line? I didn’t see a line here. Nope. *sniff*”

Agree with everything you said except the way you spell publicly. It’s like you are punching me in the face every time I read it.

Also, isn’t that a photo of Gerard Depardieu?

Excuse me, but isn’t acting for money what actors do? All the work available isn’t always ‘Citizen Kane’ material but it’s hard to say no to work. How many of us have worked at crappy jobs, with terrible bosses because we need the income to live.

It would be more noteworthy if you were 55 and had 15 arrests in the last three years.

That’s why just like buckling up you always take the keys out of your car even if it is just for a minute (I even lock the doors). Plus all my vehicles are standard so the stupid kid would have been stumped.