Maybe that FORE should’ve been a little louder

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

You’re a fucking national treasure, my friend.

How will horse handle such news? Horse will read, will chew, will stand, will cry huge horse tears into hay covered ground. So sad. Once in lifetime horse. Standing somewhere. Being in a sad way. Chewing oats maybe. Awful. And even after online poll? Sad for horse. Sad for today. Sad America.

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

Lacy was willing to eat the punishment, as long as it was cheesy.

Sources: Lacy’s limited role tied to missed curfew, being terrible

“OH That’s messed up!”

They have sensitive noses but calloused butts?

We are literally watching the 24 hour news networks’ Jumping the Shark moment.

Aww, who’s a little poisonous precious?

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

I wanted to doubt you. Until I went to ESPN.com's NFL section, and there's not a story there about this. You win.

The wussification of Bearmerica.

Just finish your metamorphosis. Go on, change the comment. You’re so close:

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Is your hot take that Pistol Pete was better than Jason Williams? Whoa. So hot.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

“I don’t teach kids to do that, to poke people in the eye,” Adams said. “I don’t accept it or tolerate it.”