I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

Casey Taylor is a writer living and working in Pittsburgh.

Tarp’eh diem.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

How the fuck am I not on this list

why not just throw the emeritus in there and we can go back to the collective we

“Fucking showoffs.”

“Kevin Durant is reportedly going to announce his decision on his “company owned business network” called The Boardroom...”

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

“two agents seemed to be courting”

That's about the same amount of finesse I exhibited in my first time reaching 2nd base too.

Jeff Wilpon: “My Dad owns the team, and he made me COO, so I must be really smart! I have found an innovative new way to bring a championship to Queens by being penny-wise and pound foolish.”

Joe Morgan is a dumb-dumb when it comes to sabermetrics but he was OK in the booth: Good-natured, extremely knowledgable about the mechanics of the game (especially hitting), and has a nice voice to listen to.

Ms. Pac Man is the only perfect game, you fucking charlatans

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Rob Friedman/@PitchingNinja overlaid the scene on top of the Kentucky Derby.

Pretty good decision synergy wise to name the team Fantastic Chili Cincinnati, though.