FFS.

I think that’s a wicket. Pillar just ended his innings at 0, but they’ve got 9 more to go with 2.2 overs remaining.

This is good.

The very first “Fuckin A” that Pietrangelo let out had me ROTFLMFAO. It was the most Canadian expression of boundless joy I’ve ever heard. 

That photo is some comic book shit. 

These articles are all weird.

Nah. They acted like a bunch of assholes even after reaching double digits. Especially Rapinoe. Sure, goal differential matters, score all the goals you want. But you deserve all the indignant pearl-clutching you get when you react after every one like you just gave your team a 1–0 lead.

Hunter Pence is still in the league?? Guess I have to chew some gum. 

After the game he had some very interesting things to say about riding the 7 train. 

I obviously haven’t been keeping an official tally, but in my lifetime I feel like I’ve heard and read (no hyperbole) 100 gripes about vegans for every 1 gripe from a vegan. This idea that “they” are always somehow proselytizing and chastising us meat eaters, loudly enough that they need to “shut the hell up,” is such…

Thank you for Michael B. Jordan. People are taken in by the puppy dog eyes but he is not a good actor. 

I think Kawhi and Ichiro could be best friends and I want points on the documentary reality series that follows their adventures. 

I caught the last hour of this, and it was wonderfully intense. But that final point was such a weird anti-climax; everyone thought it was out, slowly realized it was in, match over! Just when I was settling in for another hour and half of back and forth head slapping.

I’ve been raving about that Charly Bliss video since it debuted online a few weeks ago. It’s srsly one of the best made music videos I’ve seen in a long time, and the director should be given an episode of [cool TV show, I’ll go ahead and say Atlanta] immediately.

Growing up as a North Stars and then (less passionately) Wild fan, the Blues have always been The Team You Play In The First Round. I don’t want to look up the data to back this up, but it’s seemed, my whole life, that making the playoffs simply meant playing St. Louis. You never feared them, but you never pitied them.…

The end of Game of Thrones was fine and good and everyone needs to chill the fuck out. 

To hell forever with the teammate in the second clip who missed that tap-in. That pass was a vision of beauty.   

Affirmed. 

Splash Mountain Unsuccessfully Tries Making Help Defensive Play Without Contact Or Unnecessary Foul In Playoff Game, Remains On Feet, But Fuck Him For Trying, Laugh Cry Emoji, Puke Emoji, Fire Emoji, Fire Emoji, Strong Arm Emoji, Statue Of Liberty Emoji, Bomb Emoji, Floppy Disk Emoji, Double Arrow With The Word “ON!”…

Ms. Pac Man is the only good game.