Fuck Liberty, but at the same time, isn’t it a pretty realistic chance that a majority of the players and coaches from every team in this tournament have equally retrograde opinions regarding gay and trans topics of the day? Sure they don’t run major educational institutions and codify their bullshit, but male athlete…

I don’t remember Bobby Jackson anymore because Minnesota’s 1997 Final Four appearance was vacated. 

He’s seriously the best. Glad I went to see his last game against my team last year, but bummed that he didn’t get the full-on Jeter/Nowitzki treatment. A quarter to half the audience stood up to give him an ovation, but the rest seemed unaware, so it was very anticlimactic. Still glad I was there though. 

Not even! I was on a Brooklyn bound F train just two nights ago, and a old woman just light up a cigarette right there in the car! Me and about 6 other strangers were about to say something, but we looked over and saw she was old as shit, and either losing it or didn’t give a fuck. So we just let her be.

I read this once cuz I’m good at reading, and the point is that TV used to be shit, then got good, and while it got good Netflix jumped in to make a few bucks off of it, quickly became a monopolistic world-eater, and is slowly turning TV back into shit. Just a different type of shit, that has some very pretty…

Harden shit. Two shots. 

The Aristocrats! 

Every year I want to be cynical about this, because 1.) The players have been on to it for a while and are trying way too hard to make the final cut, and 2.) The amount of sponsor shoutouts and random NHL player appearances is getting overwhelming. And yet! It’s still a hoot! 

Plus we all know the roast pork sandwich is the true hero of Philadelphia cuisine. 

Nah, walk the Brooklyn Bridge anyway! Just find a less crowded time to do it. It’s a beautiful piece of architecture, and actually it’s the one thing that I always want to take visitors to when they’re here. Sure, do the Williamsburg too if you want, but there are far worse tourist traps in NYC than the Brooklyn…

That’s getting into capital-D Dangerous armchair psychologist territory, but yeah, I could certainly see that as being a possibility, and if it’s even partially true it’s super sad to think about. The frustration with his gameplay does give me some Beasley vibes, although he’s seemingly in better shape a generally…

I know the ol’ Eye Test is supposed to be a bloated old relic, but I could tell by front half of his third season that Wiggins just wasn’t going to pan out. Just watching him game after game (Wolves fan, I’ve seen things...), you just couldn’t tell what exactly he did out there. He doesn’t seem to excel in anything,…

Alright, I’ll go ahead and do the pearl clutching: Isn’t this actually kinda fucked up? Not on, like, a cosmic or human rights scale or anything, but it’s a gross power move by a big gross network who has gotten rightly torn apart by this very site ever since the Emeritus days for just such power moves. Hell, there…

This whole mini-saga, and the Rockets team as a whole this year, is one of the more embarrassing spectacles I’ve seen in sports in a while. They lack any understanding of how they appear to anyone else—or worse, they understand and don’t care. They’re the kids at your birthday party who use cheat codes on your…