Sweet Accord.

Man, new Mercedes models do nothing for me..

Neutral: Nothing. Stop diluting the sub-brand by Hellpussifying every goddamn thing.

As a Michigander, the idea of requiring a inspection to drive a car is just mind-boggling.

How’s the A380 selling?

Duh.

I thought that was mostly because the average Prius driver also likes to occupy more than one lane at a given moment.

God, that 240 is sexy.

My Alfa Romeo would drive my CRV. How else would it get anywhere? Can’t fucken move by its own damn self, that’s for goddamn sure.

Saabs; Because the people behind them have to be masochistic to keep them on the road, and they are usually very friendly and quite Jalop. Saw a yellow 5 door Viggen yesterday; I about shat myself I was so happy.. Sure, there are “better” cars out there that still have “company support”, but you know when you see a…

Always gets a double take from me.

Justify? Haha. Rules:

I always tell people “Don’t be the old guy in the corvette” You know the guy who finally pulled the trigger when he is 75 but to arthritic to drive it except to lunch on saturday mornings with the wife and she hates getting in it. Get what you want now if you have the means or can sacrafice, so you can enjoy it.

I simply cannot understand why someone would make an appointment at the dealer to change the licence plates. That’s like calling a laundry repair specialist to come clean the lint out of your dryer.

Yeah, those are tragic, even the regular long wheelbase GMT360 are pretty bad.

I can’t stand the Fiesta sedan. You can tell it was just an afterthought to the hatch. The rear looks comically high and narrow and the increased rear overhang to accommodate a trunk makes the whole thing look out of proportion. Ew.

Hey, millions thousands hundreds dozens of buyers can’t be wrong.

You mean they buy them as penis extenders? That’s shocking news...

I don’t think haggling benefits the consumer. Just don’t. I think the auto makers should compete against each other on price and features. I don’t think the sales manager who does this all day every day should compete against the customer who does this every 4-5 years. Then the finance expert piles on all the added…