The longhorn one would be so bad if it didn’t have the trashy biker tattoo pattern on the sides.

Companies like Ford and Buick slapping fake side vents on everything and ruining it for the whole world.

I agree, that is quite annoying. I have fast, and fucking fast on my Volvo V70 as my 2 speeds for the rear wiper. A wagon with a near vertical rear window that doesn’t accumulate water very quickly shouldn’t have a wiper that goes that fast.

Neutral: Is That Lincoln Good Enough?

I’m not disagreeing, but most of Ford’s cars are selling like crazy so they’re definitely doing something right. People seem to like it.

It needs to be at least......3 times this big!

If you have a P80 Volvo have fun taking the entire dash apart (or paying someone a ton of money to do it) to replace the A/C evaporator when it takes a crap (it will, they fail on every single one of these cars at some point). P80 Volvos are also notorious for cracking dashboard mounts and having a myriad of squeaks…

Being a GM full size truck, you will also have to do this often. They seem to burn out headlights quite quickly.

You can get a 240 Wagon that hasn’t been somebody’s science experiment for this much money all day. CP.

Neutral: Are You Planning On Buying An SUV Or Crossover?

Global emissions standards are not fair to developing countries who cannot afford to implement them. It’s really that simple, and if a country doesn’t want to comply with them, they should be free to not do so. It is not our job to force other countries to do something, even though the U.S. think it’s their job.

I bet a week old salad is more rigid than this sketchy convertible conversion could ever dream of being. It’s not even worth half of what they are asking for it on a good day. CP.

Well then, I need a large order of stickers for brodozers that say “I have a tiny penis”.

The Nissan Sentra “Special Edition”. I swear, 1/2 of all of the Sentras I see on the road of this era is one of these. There is nothing “Special” about it. As far as I can tell, the rims and this stupid badge are the only things on it that distinguish it from a normal Sentra. Whoopty-fucking-doo Nissan.

It looks great, but it desperately needs some window tint.

I bet in a few more years you’ll probably be able to pick up a 5 year old or so Equus for peanuts.

My biggest takeaway from this is to just buy a Land Cruiser instead.

Country guys get a lot of hate, some of them rightfully so. But, a lot of city people who hate on them don’t seem to understand that country folk provide so many things for people in cities that they take for granted every single day. It really pisses me off when people who live in cities think milk, meat, bread, etc.…

*It is the single most off road capable vehicle you can buy new in the U.S.

I was going to say, the Element is clearly the successor to the S-MX.