I agree. These stanced cars really should just be trailer queens and only taken out at car shows where they sit to be looked at. A car that can’t go over a speedbump or potholes does not belong on public roads.

I’d take an S60R over one of these overweight, sorry-ass excuses for a performance sedan any day of the week.

The Mitsubishi Montero. It failed the rollover test repeatedly and is notorious for shit handling and being very tippy and top heavy.

I think it works really well on flashier cars, sports cars, and cars with curvy design elements. Also, the University’s colors I graduated from are purple and white, so I’m also a bit biased. You learn to love purple pretty quick when you go to a purple school.

That is a gorgeous purple on that Viper.

This might be the best one, honestly. I had a really good laugh at this.

Sounds like you haven’t been to an agriculture university in the midwest.

I agree. He couldn’t be more wrong about that. I went to Kansas State if you can’t tell by my powercat I have next to my name. Anyways, it’s an agriculture university. Every other vehicle on campus was a full size pickup.

I was going to say it was the Vigor, but that’s because I forgot that the SLX even existed.

David, I didn’t know you were from Kansas. So am I. It’s really not as bad here as everyone thinks it is.

Yeah the engine was good but I never cared for the looks. Also, yes. Go cats. I love being a K-State alumni.

When I found out that band wrote that song specifically for a Jeep Renegade commercial (that’s what I was told at least) that song was immediately dead to me.

The 1994-1996 Impala SS. They are so sought after. Why?! It is slab-sided, bland, bloated, and entirely unoriginal. It is easily one of the most hideous performance sedans ever put in mass production. I don’t get it, I really don’t.

He could have also bump-started it once he got it open because it has a manual transmission. Either way, flat-bedding that car over that problem was entirely avoidable.

I think Dominos is good pizza.....For the price. I’m not sorry.

I’m honestly afraid to cycle on the roads of Kansas City because cyclists aren’t respected here like they are in cities on the west coast. My friend has been swiped with more than one car mirror before. Luckily we have miles and miles of lovely paved bike trails where cars aren’t allowed to ruin your day.

If there were enough witnesses I think he still would have been. Easily.

Yeah, that guy is full of shit. That’s an unacceptable problem on any car. That might be the most bullshit thing I hear for the rest of the month. I can’t believe some dealers think people are really that stupid.

Oh I know! When I visited Catalina Island there were tricked out golf carts for sale everywhere. That place is like being in a different country.

I do not take consumer reports seriously for automotive advice. I admit they’ve been better about being less biased lately, but the majority of the time they only like cars that are: