If I get to 75, I’m starting a bar fight. I want to go to County.

Fuck it, I don’t care if I die as long as I make it to, let’s say, 60. Everyone I know is going to be off with their kids and grandkids and I’ll be mostly by myself as a result, so eh, cut the shitty years off.

Aspartame doesn’t cause cancer at any level that any human could or would ever consume it.

Human life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

So really, chugging soda will make you happy now, and and reduce you’re time of being miserable later. It’s a win win

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Tips for a healthy life

Here for a good time, not a long time.

.... Maybe I’m odd, but this image makes it FAR less disturbing to me; I actually laughed.

I’d say I’m almost offended by their stupidity. If anyone encouraged someone on a plane to talk to me I’d get shitty with them.

Yeah, nothing makes he hornier than being crammed into an aluminum tube with 75 rednecks eating hot food and maybe wearing shoes while their cracker spawn fill the fuselage with their soft headed cries.

We’ve been in the middle of a similar event for the last 16 years. The “radical Islamic terrorist” obsession of Republicans has many of the hallmarks of a moral panic. And before the Satanic Panic of the late 1980's we had commies hiding in every corner. Same song, different key.

Ahh, the Church of Satan. Founded by a nerd who’s only goal in life was to finally get laid.

who wants to venture a guess at how many of these “satanic ritual abuses” were just kids play Dungeons and Dragons with their friends? the satanic panic was a time of pure idiocy, fueled by religious zealots and bigots. the religious morons who overreacted to something so stupid were more dangerous to their kids then…

Honestly this game would appeal to me a lot more if their eyes looked something like that.

I love the amazing placement of the reticle in the thumbnail, making it look like the shark has cartoony eyes

I’ve mentioned Grimm as an example of a show that seems to do this really well, but it is clear that they devote a lot of time to researching and fleshing out these various cultural mythologies. They explore only one creature per episode, they usually have actors with backgrounds from that culture in prominent roles…

A story that for all intents and purposes takes place in our world. The same landmarks and historical figures are present. Yes. Would it really have been that hard?

But no one’s trying to silence Rowling, just look at her writing from that critical perspective.

Or maybe she assumes her reader are wanting FICTION and not a discourse on the complexities of Native American cultures through the ages.