What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

As a box office nerd, 2000 is a really interesting one to me in terms of Grinch being #1 for the year for several reasons:

I’m just going to pop in to comment that the world of 2000 was strange enough that Ron Howard’s version of The Grinch was the highest grossing film of the year

The framing in that second still is making me laugh, it looks like she’s in a fire extinguisher case that Jacket Phoneman is walking by. Break Glass For Tiny Lisbeth Salander In Case Of Emergency!

I like Vox’s theory that the original ending to the series was Frank attempting to kill Claire, and Doug killing him to protect his legacy. Then they cannibalized that plotline and stuck it between seasons. It would also be in line with the plot of the British House of Cards, which had Francis’s wife plan his…

This is one of the most passionate and fiery bits I’ve seen Oliver do in a long time. He doesn’t mince words as he calls out the racism, both blatant and hidden, behind the anti-immigration movement. 

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Go fuck yourself you stupid MRA piece of shit.

This actually makes zero sense because I, the person who reviewed Bohemian Rhapsody, am a freelance movie critic who doesn’t work out of the AVC office, lives in a different city, and is generally not privy to who the website may or may not interview!

What actually makes sense is: I saw the movie and wrote about what I…

I mean, given that it’s an option no other console has while still retaining all the multiplayer options the other consoles have, that’s pretty self-evident, right?

if we’re talking about local multiplayer then yeah, a console that can be used anywhere and has two controllers built-in to the system itself is easily the best multiplayer console ever made from that convenience alone

For someone with only passing familiarity, what the hell is “Kingdom Hearts: The Story so Far” and where does it fall on the Jeremy Baramie timeline that is the Kingdom Hearts franchise?

it was a groupon deal he only spent like 3 grand

I honestly don’t think he wonders that.

lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle.  maybe both.  i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.

I hate watching home shows where the couple wants a room close to their kid room. Trust me as a mom with teens that stay up later than we do: take the bedroom that's the most isolated in the house for yourself and get a baby monitor. You're welcome. My entire upstairs is our room and an office. There's zero reason for…

Wow! Didn’t expect that Friends at the Table would get a shoutout here, it’s my absolute favorite, and the fan discord is my favorite community that I’ve joined since the commentariat here shriveled up. To expand upon other jumping on points, let me lay it out. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Season 1 -…

If this year’s episode of Til Death Do Us Blart is as much of a fucking journey as 2017’s — I’m thinking specifically of Griffin syncing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 to Dark Side of the Moon and achieving enlightenment, but the whole episode is gold — I think we can count on them sweeping every category at next year’s show.

No McElroys at all? Fuck these awards.

Does WTF with Marc Maron and The Joe Rogan Experience really count as a comedy podcast? What is “Best Curiosity” as a category? Goop, purveyor of dangerous medicine and pseudoscience, is “Best Health and Fitness”? Fucking BEN SHAPIRO is under “Best News”?!

There’s a distinct lack of McElroy and their journey to being…