I vape in complete secrecy because I’m aware that its considered to be douchey. I vape because I started smoking a pack a day when i was twelve, and I don’t want to get lung cancer, plus after having given up the heroin I have a hard time not clinging to at least one vice. JAX IM SORRY IM A DOUCHE ILL TRY HARDER NEXT…

Maybe just don’t uh, minimize our plight with a sarcastic hashtag, ok? Most of my friends are dead!

#Neverhashtagwithanasthmatic

I’m an independent, and Bernie was my first choice. The difference between you and me is that I am reasonable. When the time comes, should you not vote for Hillary, you will be in effect doubling the vote of some fascist douchebag hellbent on seeing this country take a hard right turn all the way to ultra-nationalism.…

Barack Obama works at the white house. Oops, I doxed him.

ugh

this is an insufferable take

subtle, underrated

No one knows what your talking aboot, canuck

I’m descendant of John Lithgow, fuck this motherfucker right in the ear

Not to be a dick, but the notion that just sipping some hipsters home-brew won’t complicate things in the slightest for an alcoholic is misguided. We aren’t a terribly reasonable people, and my personal experience has been that this line of thinking leads me back to shooting dope in the taco bell parking lot.

Yeah I know the feeling. I discovered that book in rehab, and I’m fully confident I never could have gotten clean without DFW’s writing. r.i.p.

But...everybody likes Star Wars!

Say what you will about the man, but he had a water bill.

Ultimately, quality of life is everything. We all make value judgments concerning just what that entails, and its ultimately a a personal thing.

What lofty designs for your rotting uterus does your ever-lasting soul harbor?

Yeah, I didn’t intend to imply that the warriors wouldn’t have anything to play for as individuals and athletes...I guess I meant it would be more exciting for NBA fans, and would inform the narrative legacy of this team.

So gay characters should never exist peripherally in cinema? That statement begs for metaphysical consideration...does God exist? And if so, does he create gay people I don’t know personally to appease Tumblr?

Now we get to the core of the problem...there is an uncomfortable tension lurking here in your description of the films as “Entertainment Property”. Entertainment properties may not be a staging ground for social advancement, but good art unabashedly is(in part). The tension between proper object of art and postmodern…

So is a triumphant scene depicting two gay x-wing pilots celebrating the destruction of the first order with a kiss somehow excessive and unnecessary exposition? Heterosexual intimacy manages to deeply color the Star Wars films without five minute monologues on Hans insatiable thirst for Vag.