I’m an independent, and Bernie was my first choice. The difference between you and me is that I am reasonable. When the time comes, should you not vote for Hillary, you will be in effect doubling the vote of some fascist douchebag hellbent on seeing this country take a hard right turn all the way to ultra-nationalism.…

Barack Obama works at the white house. Oops, I doxed him.

ugh

this is an insufferable take

subtle, underrated

No one knows what your talking aboot, canuck

I’m descendant of John Lithgow, fuck this motherfucker right in the ear

Not to be a dick, but the notion that just sipping some hipsters home-brew won’t complicate things in the slightest for an alcoholic is misguided. We aren’t a terribly reasonable people, and my personal experience has been that this line of thinking leads me back to shooting dope in the taco bell parking lot.

Yeah I know the feeling. I discovered that book in rehab, and I’m fully confident I never could have gotten clean without DFW’s writing. r.i.p.

But...everybody likes Star Wars!

Say what you will about the man, but he had a water bill.

Ultimately, quality of life is everything. We all make value judgments concerning just what that entails, and its ultimately a a personal thing.

What lofty designs for your rotting uterus does your ever-lasting soul harbor?

Yeah, I didn’t intend to imply that the warriors wouldn’t have anything to play for as individuals and athletes...I guess I meant it would be more exciting for NBA fans, and would inform the narrative legacy of this team.

Yeesuz 2020: Make America Harder,Better,Faster, Stronger. And it all starts with returning to the GoldDigger Standard.

You are right.

In a hypothetical wherein the Warriors have won consecutive Championships and broken the single season wins record, adding KD might infuse a whole lot of life and excitement into a team with nothing left to accomplish. Not to mention that it would be so much fun to watch.

Oops, meant to reply to SonicTooth

I’m afraid I don’t understand the logistics of Golden State signing Durant. Will they be forced to let a few valuable pieces walk to free up cap space, or is all this speculation a product of the new salary cap(which I am forced to admit I know very little about, as well .~.

Gorbachef Curry with the Pot