I cannot handle all these adorable kiddies.

SUDDENLY I HAVE A VERY REAL INTEREST IN BASKETBALL

Aww, make a burner and be slightly vague! C’mon!

He’s gone on record before talking about suffering from depression, so I’ll start with that one.

He’s also disproving the idea that Americans will only pay attention of 15 seconds before moving on. Most of his stuff is 17 minutes! Take that news media! He reports on things at least three times as long as you ever do!

John Oliver is providing a necessary public service. By doing these long form pieces, he’s actually making people give a shit, rather than just laughing and moving on.

When I give my landlord a check for rent and she still hasn’t cashed it over a month later.....

My husband worked with Lynda Carter and would verify her disposition.

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

He’s known for that (I’m a fellow LA resident/showbiz person). So it ain’t just you, babe.

What an awful person!

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

I can help you with one of these. Ellie Kemper was adorable, sweet, and very polite when I was working as an assistant at her talent agency. Introduced herself and shook my hand - you’d be surprised how many of them don’t even look at us.

“We need to examine the mentality of these applicants. If they are no longer virgins, if they are naughty, it means their mentality is not good.”

I’m just checking, it is the year 2015 right?

“What a bunch of jobbers.” - Rockapella

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

I have worked with all of those people and can concur, while also adding: Ellen Pompeo is a fucking crazy woman on a scale unknown and unappreciated by the media. If she decided to get pissed about something, everybody stand back. Shonda is an amazing woman who is NOT crazy, but I would believe if she was already…