Jesus was pretty forgiving and embracing of people from all walks of life. I guess these people are better than him.

I am imagining it like that scene where Constantine flicks off Satan as he is slowly lifted toward heaven.

for reals? This totally explains the Crusades. Muslims loves figs. There's a whole chapter in the Quran named "The Fig." I SOLVED THE PROBLEMS YOU GUYS!!

That's true. He cursed the hell out of that fig tree.

in re: requested memo-

At this point in time, I just have the image bookmarked as a reply anytime anyone tries to use Jesus to justify their own bigotry.

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

"I'm Steve Kroft. Tonight on 60 Minutes: Ass Champagne Tastes FUCKING AWESOME. Later on, Leslie Stahl reports from Saskatchewan about climate change."

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

I'm having visions os Steffon going, "The happening spot to be on Saturday night is WAL-MART! They've got ammo, and condoms and fuzzy bathrugs that feel like pubes, and people jerking off o

Oh hell yes! When I go home to MS I never go to Walmart looking tacky because I will run into someone I know.

O go up to walmart with whatever I roll out of bed with. They can gossip but they forget O know most of their business and would have no problem blasting it out.

I bet if we took a poll of all of North Texas. 99.99999% of these miss connections will take place in walmart. What does that say about our region?

"This is my treat," he said, something he would announce proudly and often in the days to come. When a young man passing by eyed us up and down, he wrapped his arm around my waist and said, "He's wondering what a girl like you is doing with someone like me."

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

I suspect the problem is not that women won't "act their age," but that there are so few roles written for women in their 40s, 50s and beyond in which they can be protagonists. Men who are Crowe's age are seen as pivotal, sexual, and dynamic; too often women at that age are relegated to being the helpful wife, the…