At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Get stuffed.

STOP IT SHHH make me unread that

Don't lump them all in together, they comprise a family of many individuals and I'm sure there is some love there, but can I get a slow clap for Anna/Chickadee who is calling her mom out on her bullshit, who is encouraging that her own name be put out there as the one who the molester attacked so that this isn't…

The fact that she was unfit as a parent was pretty obvious all along, and I feel some collective guilt. I never watched the show but I kept aware enough that I could make jokes at this horrible family's expense. We should all self-immolate now.

May as well tell mine. Sophomore year I had a girlfriend who was cool enough. Anyways I lived right next to campus so friends and girlfriends would pop in between classes daily. Well I'm going to town to some porn and my girlfriend swings the door open, there was no denying what happened. She immediately is like…

Goosebumps for DAYZ.

So I told what I thought was the one story I had that was spooky story worthy. But then this happened over Christmas:

I truly don't know why I subject myself to this thread every year.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

Michael Hutchence was sex on a stick.

INXS is still one of my favorite bands. Recently, I've been rocking out to this one. Bonus! 80s dancing!

Biological clock upgrade!

So, I saw this headline this morning, and it was in Thousand Oaks where I grew up. Not gonna lie, I clicked it just to make sure it wasn't my stepmother.

Well I don't say anything to anyone i know who has done it (I know several) but the whole concept fills me with fear and rage too. Rage that women especially are taught that their biggest value is in what they look like and only youth looks good. And feel so shitty about themselves that they have invasive unnecessary…

That is terrible. You should fix that immediately. Patrick Swayze was a national treasure. Dirty Dancing, Road House and Point Break are all essential viewing, and I say this as a film snob who loves Lynch and Almodovar. The Swayze transcends all taste.

"Why pretend he was blind?"

When I was a kid, like age 10-15, I used to tell people I had no sense of smell. That was kinda based on a lot of allergies that left me permanently stopped up for a while (and what I later found out was a deviated septum), but it eventually turned into my random weird thing people knew…