My MIL was a hairdresser back in the 60's when women all bouffanted their hair and rarely washed it. A client came in and had a really gross scalp, including a nasty ol' spider egg sac right on her damn head.

I would not be surprised if this was a motivating factor...the Duggars are professional grifters.

When my dog Loki woke me up by having seizures at 5am on a Sunday morning, I realized that I had waited too long. I held him crying, and once it was finally 8am, I called my vet at home. He'd given me that number, just in case. He arrived within an hour. His wife was driving, she still had her slippers on.

When it was my kitty's time, I didn't even know such a thing was possible. I just knew I couldn't force my poor little old guy to endure a dreaded car ride. So I checked around and found a vet who made house calls. It was the best thing I could have done. The vet was so kind and patient. I got to hold my boy and…

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

That shit doesn't actually taste like apples, you fraud-enabling bastard.

Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

Oh totally, just describing the costume with only words and no visual accompaniment makes it clear how quesitonable it is. (I'm speaking mostly of the "short-sleeved fishnet shirt.")

Aww, I loved "Give It To You." It was ridiculous and fun. In the video he's all like "Ok, kids, I'm 30-years-old and I'm hanging out with you teenagers at a carnival for some reason. But right now I'm gonna whip off my leather jacket and show you some super fresh dance moves in my turtleneck and cargo khakis."

Dear everyone, this is what the teeth of large non=venomous snakes look like. Love, Your Nightmares

On the last day of our drive from West Virginia to Seattle, my best friend and I stopped inside a seemingly ordinary gas station somewhere in Eastern Washington. Inside the bathroom, my friend—who ordinarily would not do such a thing—walked into a stall, gasped, and then called to me over all the other ladies in the…

THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Years ago, some kids in my neighborhood, a brother and sister, were playing hide and seek. They were about 8 and 9 years old. I was sitting outside with the kids' mom and some other neighbors as the brother came running by us, telling his mom not to tell his sister where he hid (behind a tree a few feet away). A…

Also this:

So.....yeah.....MeganRivera didn't say a single word about making her religious ideas into "political policy" (is that an actual thing that people say?) or that politics should be "dependent on religion". I'm thinking you might be super duper extra sensitive here.

It literally cannot be overstated...us liberal Christians who are pro-gay-rights/marriage, pro-choice and Feminists MUST take a stand against church abuse. Godly behavior is about love, not bigotry wrapped in self-righteous prayer and threats of hellfire.

We can't allow bigots to run roughshod over people and bully…

But does the real Escala have impossible architecture? In the book, the suite has a fucking wine cellar. A WINE CELLAR.

Whatever, ladies.

I think we're related. My mother would say the exact same thing. Except I have no ink. I'm too indecisive.