“Female-presenting nipples” is not a joke. It’s an inclusive term of all women, cis and trans, so that the latter aren’t treated as less than cis women by being allowed to post topless. The logic is that if you ban cis women from posing topless but allow trans women to do so, even if the trans women have more…

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the echo of at least six painful PR meetings.

“Female-presenting nipples” is an all-time great for clumsy corporate wokeness.

Nah, it’s fine. I’m a UGA fan so I’m used to torture.

Not allowing gay men into the clergy only became a rule in the early 2000s. It’s not some long-standing Church doctrine. 

I’ve been to the teddy bear toss game for the Cleveland Monsters the last two years and am going this year. It’s great to get a large group of people there and contributing to a charitable cause. I usually bring 3 or 4 stuffed toys for this. Last year I threw a stuffed moose that got stuck in the protective netting…

This shouldn’t shock anybody. This is the guy who compared trans folks to nuclear weapons, because both go against his god’s “plan”.

I am totally the kind of person that can get behind a promotion like this. My gym recently had a promotion for their pre-Thanksgiving food drive. For every 10 non-perishable food items donated, the instructors would do a burpee or other similar exercise. I quickly discovered that the grocery store nearby sells 12…

?? I hrdly know her!!

You know who likes stuffed toys? The troops! Are you saying you hate the troops, McQuade?

The #MFFL idiots LOVE him.

I truly believe fans shouldn’t say anything t oa professional athlete they wouldn’t say if they were in a 12x12 room alone with them. Just because you paid x amount of dollars you get to yell disrespectful shit? And son’tr tell me athletes get paid the big bucks so they should take it. Nonsense. Some fans are…

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

In Bill’s defense, I too yell “Shut the fuck up” when someone wishes me a Merry Christmas.

Not just 10 points, 16 point lead at the half and 12 point lead with 3 minutes left in the game! 

The Steelers got hosed on 2 of those Chargers touchdowns -- the blatant missed offsides on the long Rivers pass, then the missed block in the back on the return touchdown. Not a stellar night for the officiating crew.

any Rot3K reference gets a star from me. them’s the rules.

McCarthy, after blowing a playoff game in which they had led by ten points with his usual late game conservatism, couldn’t wait to blame the loss on a fourth string tight end who screwed up an onside kick reception.  He’s always been a useless asshole.  Fuck him.

I’d be willing to bet his first words after emerging from the room will be, “Who got the USMNT coaching job?”